#1 2007-12-26 11:37:31

Proof positive that they're running out of ideas for new crappy television shows.

http://www.channel4.com/culture/microsi … akeme.html

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#2 2007-12-26 11:45:20

I'm thinking three weeks practicing Paganism would yield better results.  Let's see, no alcohol, no pork, no lustful thoughts, prayer five times a day...or music, dancing and sex.  Hmmmmmmmm hard choice.  No wonder the young men blow themselves up just to get to those virgins.

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#3 2007-12-26 11:49:56

phreddy wrote:

I'm thinking three weeks practicing Paganism would yield better results.  Let's see, no alcohol, no pork, no lustful thoughts, prayer five times a day...or music, dancing and sex.  Hmmmmmmmm hard choice.  No wonder the young men blow themselves up just to get to those virgins.

I wonder why their paradise offers virgins. Who the hell in their right mind wants to fuck a virgin? Doesn't seem like much fun to me.

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#4 2007-12-26 12:08:54

sofaking wrote:

phreddy wrote:

I'm thinking three weeks practicing Paganism would yield better results.  Let's see, no alcohol, no pork, no lustful thoughts, prayer five times a day...or music, dancing and sex.  Hmmmmmmmm hard choice.  No wonder the young men blow themselves up just to get to those virgins.

I wonder why their paradise offers virgins. Who the hell in their right mind wants to fuck a virgin? Doesn't seem like much fun to me.

Yep, I'm with you.  I've had two and both were pretty uninspiring experiences.  Give me a 40-year-old woman with a vivid imagination and an eye for the lascivious.

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#5 2007-12-26 12:13:03

I'm particularly struck by the cynicism of the producers. Not surprised, mind you.

If all these people agreed to participate in the effort, what the hell were they doing resisting all the clerics' efforts? It was only for six weeks, for Christ's - or Muhammad's - sake. "Many of the other women respond by rebelling against the whole regime: they stash illicit supplies of scotch eggs, crisps, sweets and portable DVD players in their dormitory."

On a side note, I was watching "The King and I" last night, and understood why the Thais have always found the book/movie so offensive. The movie's brief forays into Buddhist theology were incredibly shallow and Christian-centric. Actually, the movie's treatment of Thai culture was incredibly shallow, at that.

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#6 2007-12-26 12:25:23

sofaking wrote:

I wonder why their paradise offers virgins. Who the hell in their right mind wants to fuck a virgin? Doesn't seem like much fun to me.

All the better to hide one's own inexperience.  The only reason to fuck virgins is that they have no means to judge the quality of the performance.

EDIT:  And if you dig out their clits beforehand, they (in theory) have no reason to want to judge.

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#7 2007-12-26 16:48:16

sofaking wrote:

I wonder why their paradise offers virgins.

I'm wondering how they get the 72-1 ratio.  Female infanticide can't offer those odds (though I find it one of the only downsides of the dowry system)... perhaps Pale is right about the livestock theory.   Then again I stick to the white raisins of crystal clarity doctrine.  Shrug.  I have low expectations.

sofaking wrote:

Who the hell in their right mind wants to fuck a virgin? Doesn't seem like much fun to me.

I've only done one but I was lucky... we were in love.  I was 20 and had some porntime under my belt,  she had just turned 17 and we'd been dating for a couple months.  We lasted almost 4 years, which at that age was a lifetime.

That said I'd have to agree, fucking a virgin is a art, a responsibility and a chore.  Give me one that's had her appetite stoked, and that won't imprint on me like a little duckling.

phreddy wrote:

All the better to hide one's own inexperience.  The only reason to fuck virgins is that they have no means to judge the quality of the performance.

While Islam may be the contemporary worst,  sexual sublimation is a standard of all three of the Big Abes...yet to my knowledge nowhere in the Torah, Bible or Qur'an does it mention dick size or performance...  and women are not supposed to enjoy the act.

Don't get me started on menstruation, slaves, blended cotton fabrics and no shrimp cocktail.

Charming little belief system.   Whenever I feel any symptoms of goodwill toward mankind, I read Leviticus.

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#8 2007-12-26 21:40:10

Give up pork and booze for three weeks? I'd get voted out of the mosque on the first day. What do they win?

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#9 2007-12-27 12:01:21

pALEPHx wrote:

Give up pork and booze for three weeks? I'd get voted out of the mosque on the first day. What do they win?

Eating pork or getting porked, either way you're out.  (At least that's the "official" line.)

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#10 2007-12-27 17:04:23

phreddy wrote:

Eating pork or getting porked, either way you're out. (At least that's the "official" line.)

Well, then it's not a very fair show, is it? Other "out" folks can win Survivor, twice (though we hope the stewardess twinkie will pay his taxes). I was going to help develop "Make Me a Homo," but then I realized that's already half of Bravo's programming.

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#11 2007-12-27 19:31:59

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Well, then it's not a very fair show, is it?

That's why I suggested Paganism.  They seem to be more inclusive and a lot more fun too.   I haven't watched much of Survivor, but from what I've seen, it appears the game favors the manipulative over the athletic.  Which is probably why it's so popular.

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#12 2007-12-27 20:01:47

phreddy wrote:

They seem to be more inclusive and a lot more fun too.

Too inclusive; therefore, not much of a challenge at all. How many pagans have you known who'll come up with some spiritually-derived reason for just about any lapse in discipline or doctrine? "I was praying to Hera for some assistance with the cook-off, but Hephaestus conspired to flatten my soufflé." Either that, or the nature of 'Contemporary Paganism' allows for chop-shopping from dozens of incongruous belief systems and archaic mystical practices, few of which really make for good programming. That aside, I'm all for using voodoo to cheat on your taxes.

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#13 2007-12-27 21:23:33

Gotta agree with Pale on this one. People who describe themselves as "spiritual" rather than "religious" make me crazy. What it tells me is that they're looking for feel good religion that doesn't place any obligations or commitments on them, and they don't like to be challenged.

If you're going to be an athiest or agnostic, at least have the courage of your convictions.

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#14 2007-12-28 07:29:31

I am noncommittal on the whole idea of agnostics having the courage of their convictions.  Taint, you are crazy with or without them. 

Does anyone seriously believe that there are pure religions, untainted (!) by other religions?  Every religion is chop-shopped, if I get Pale's meaning, borrowing as much as they wish.  Why do you think December 25 is the date picked for our High Holy Commercial Holiday?

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#15 2007-12-28 10:37:24

opsec wrote:

While Islam may be the contemporary worst,  sexual sublimation is a standard of all three of the Big Abes...yet to my knowledge nowhere in the Torah, Bible or Qur'an does it mention dick size or performance...  and women are not supposed to enjoy the act.

Don't get me started on menstruation, slaves, blended cotton fabrics and no shrimp cocktail.

Charming little belief system.   Whenever I feel any symptoms of goodwill toward mankind, I read Leviticus.

There's actually no mention of the idea that women shouldn't enjoy sex anywhere in the Bible or Torah, and I doubt it's in the Quran.  Those laws seem to have sprouted up later as a way of saving women from themselves.

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#16 2007-12-28 11:13:56

Taint wrote:

Gotta agree with Pale on this one. People who describe themselves as "spiritual" rather than "religious" make me crazy. What it tells me is that they're looking for feel good religion that doesn't place any obligations or commitments on them, and they don't like to be challenged.

If you're going to be an athiest or agnostic, at least have the courage of your convictions.

Agreed, but I thought he and I were discussing sex.  I can see no other reason to jump in with a band of "spiritual" people.

For the record, I hold that any and all belief systems which rely upon a creator, salvation by a supreme being, punishment in hell, or blessed afterlife to threaten or reward the believers are simply superstitions.  They can be complex and seductive, but superstitions none the less.  Also, atheism is not anti-theism.  Xtians have not figured this out.  I believe in no god, so I can't be anti your god, because, after all, he/she/it doesn't exist.

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#17 2007-12-28 12:30:28

phreddy wrote:

I believe in no god, so I can't be anti your god, because, after all, he/she/it doesn't exist.

Agreed, but often enough, it isn't the concept of a god to which many atheists are taking issue, but the Abrahamic god. And for many atheists, atheism has become a religion in and of itself. Some atheists are so fervently atheist, the only thing that differentiates them from the theists is the object of their worship.

I'm Buddhist - a result of maternal influence and my own decision to actively convert. As a Buddhist, I'm not particularly concerned about the existence or lack of existence of God or gods. Most Buddhist sects also teach that there are a multitude of paths to truth (or more commonly expressed as 84,000 paths). In other words, if you're gonna call yourself spiritual, pick a single path and commit to it. Don't cherry-pick because you'll end up with a watered down version of whatever you've selected from and you won't derive anything at all.

Religion is about discipline. It doesn't have to be the indoctrinating, moralistic discipline of many Christian, Muslim, or Jewish sects, but it is about giving you the tools to be a better person and, most important, to fully experience being human, pitfalls and all.

I don't need a god to teach me right from wrong. But I do appreciate the teachings offered by my denomination to help navigate much of the day to day experience of being human.

Well, that, and the food's not bad.

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#18 2007-12-28 13:54:38

Taint wrote:

Agreed, but often enough, it isn't the concept of a god to which many atheists are taking issue, but the Abrahamic god. And for many atheists, atheism has become a religion in and of itself. Some atheists are so fervently atheist, the only thing that differentiates them from the theists is the object of their worship.

I would argue that so-called atheists who are fervently anti any religion are not atheists at all.  The true definition of atheism is the belief that there is no god.  It's that simple.  Those you describe do not fit the definition because they are hateful of the existence or teachings of a particular god (think Madalyn Murray O'Hair).  That can only be if they believe the god exists.

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#19 2007-12-28 18:32:19

phreddy wrote:

I would argue that so-called atheists who are fervently anti any religion are not atheists at all.  The true definition of atheism is the belief that there is no god.  It's that simple.  Those you describe do not fit the definition because they are hateful of the existence or teachings of a particular god (think Madalyn Murray O'Hair).  That can only be if they believe the god exists.

As an athiest, I have to disagree. Being anti-religion does not at all mean you believe in their gods/goddesses. I don't have a problem with the teachings of any god (as no god has ever taught anything), only the teachings of the group who say they follow that god. In general, all religions are in place to control the masses. And their teachings were written by other humans as rules to be followed in order to obtain that control. The thought that an atheist is hateful of a god or his/her teachings is wrong. True atheists don't believe in any god and therefore cannot have hate toward the god.

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#20 2007-12-28 19:19:05

doesyourpussyhurt wrote:

phreddy wrote:

I would argue that so-called atheists who are fervently anti any religion are not atheists at all.  The true definition of atheism is the belief that there is no god.  It's that simple.  Those you describe do not fit the definition because they are hateful of the existence or teachings of a particular god (think Madalyn Murray O'Hair).  That can only be if they believe the god exists.

As an athiest, I have to disagree. Being anti-religion does not at all mean you believe in their gods/goddesses. I don't have a problem with the teachings of any god (as no god has ever taught anything), only the teachings of the group who say they follow that god. In general, all religions are in place to control the masses. And their teachings were written by other humans as rules to be followed in order to obtain that control. The thought that an atheist is hateful of a god or his/her teachings is wrong. True atheists don't believe in any god and therefore cannot have hate toward the god.

Reread my quote DYPH.  You aren't disagreeing with me on any point.  Some atheists are anti-religion and some are not, but I was referring to those who are railing against the "the existence or teachings of a particular god".  Those people are not atheists for the very reasons you mentioned.  M.M. O'Hair had an obvious hard on for god and his so-called teachings.  She was an anti-theist.

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#21 2007-12-28 19:37:45

Is it possible, if you have to vocalize about your particular dogma; you have failed?

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#22 2007-12-28 19:41:32

I agree with an image over in the latest picture thread, "I don't mind God, it's his fan club I can't stand."

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#23 2007-12-29 01:55:26

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#24 2007-12-29 09:14:41

A few small alterations and you have your perfect prison-rape Jesus.

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#25 2007-12-29 10:34:18

I am sorry but too often religion just leaves me feeling beaten down

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