#1 2007-12-26 12:18:36
In this video, a 25 year old autistic virgin helps you with pickin' up the chicks.
And his MySpace page:\
http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc
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#2 2007-12-26 12:42:07
I've done the pony figure thing...it never works, although mine was coated in lambs blood.
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#3 2007-12-26 13:02:16
fortinbras wrote:
I've done the pony figure thing...it never works, although mine was coated in lambs blood.
Fortiouncerforallmydeadhomies!
Whasssap?!
Should I befriend him on the MySpaces?
Yes, I think so, too.
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#4 2007-12-26 13:39:06
sofaking wrote:
fortinbras wrote:
I've done the pony figure thing...it never works, although mine was coated in lambs blood.
Fortiouncerforallmydeadhomies!
Whasssap?!
Should I befriend him on the MySpaces?
Yes, I think so, too.
Geez, I dunno, I think this one is best left alone, we could start a pool though and raise enough money to get him a Real Doll.
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#5 2007-12-26 13:40:05
Is there an alternate definition of "high functioning" of which I am not aware?
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#6 2007-12-26 21:48:15
Taint wrote:
Is there an alternate definition of "high functioning" of which I am not aware?
The kind that knows enough to keep thrusting his crotch at the camera while he stands in front of his parents' house, methinks.
I'd also vote for a pass on this one Sof. Autistics are poor at discerning deception, sarcasm, and cruelty. Y'kno, our bread and butter 'round heah. Your gender is probably enough to pique his interest, but it's not so much maintaining his attention as stopping it when you're doing having fun.
"High functioning" also apparently means you don't require a guardian to keep you from posting yourself on teh Intarwebz where you can be victimized by evil creatures like us.
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#7 2007-12-26 22:46:51
pALEPHx wrote:
Taint wrote:
Is there an alternate definition of "high functioning" of which I am not aware?
The kind that knows enough to keep thrusting his crotch at the camera while he stands in front of his parents' house, methinks.
I'd also vote for a pass on this one Sof. Autistics are poor at discerning deception, sarcasm, and cruelty. Y'kno, our bread and butter 'round heah. Your gender is probably enough to pique his interest, but it's not so much maintaining his attention as stopping it when you're doing having fun.
"High functioning" also apparently means you don't require a guardian to keep you from posting yourself on teh Intarwebz where you can be victimized by evil creatures like us.
I haven't yet, because I'm terrified of not meeting his unfathomably high standards. He ain't gettin' laid anytime soon, unless he lowers his expectations, or loses the Sonic the Hedgehog pendant.
Being rejected by an autistic guy is bad for the self-esteem. I won't take that chance.
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#8 2007-12-27 05:26:46
Sofie wrote:
Should I befriend him on the MySpaces?
Yeah, he seems a rather "laid-back" kind of guy with very few social "hang-ups." I'm sure that he'd react rather favorably to an invite from a member who refers to them-selves as "DildoCozy."
. . . And causes bar-fights . . . So, it's a slow poison . . .
I've not been involved in a good bar-fight in some time now; How-Ever, I'm seriously considering tossing back a few more brandied-coffees, and paying that little bitch a visit. Who's in? We can stop by Der WaffleHaus after-wards for extra-greasy eggs and bacon.
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