We're spending money on that?  Little wonder we're fucking broke.

XregnaR wrote:

Easy.  Grow one of these - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum

That's a difficult plant for most people to manage.  I bought tubers of a smaller, more cold tolerant relative on eBay last week. I don't expect them to bloom until they've put on a bit of size in a few years.

https://www.google.com/search?q=amorpho … 80&bih=651

There was a Freak Brothers cartoon wherein Norbert the Narc planted a smellometer device in the Bros.' apartment. His plan backfired when Fat Freddy farted on it.

So, stoke up on oligosaccarides.