#1 2013-11-15 13:38:53
Or the travel booking engine may not put you exactly where you thought you were going.
(My troll/spoof detector is twitching slightly, but hasn't completely triggered yet, kind of like the boner you get when checking out the bus driver, not quite sure it's worth the effort.)
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#2 2013-11-15 14:13:20
Sooo.... You disliked your stay at a gay hotel?
Try the Waldorf-Astoria, it's a lot cheaper that it looks, has a great location and amazing reception hall. On the other hand the room service menu is pretty lame and the place is definitely old as hell.
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#3 2013-11-15 14:24:37
Umm... hang on. The name of the bloody hotel was the "Out NYC" hotel, and somehow she thought this was a *straight* hotel?
User error.
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#4 2013-11-15 14:36:10
Yeah, I had the same experience at the Motel Butthole. Totally fucking caught me off guard about the gayness of the place . Should have been clued in by the overwhelming smell of butthole in the lobby but I just thought that it was a slick advertising technique at the time.
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#5 2013-11-15 18:19:49
She was spot on about the quality of the sheets. I don't know a single gay person with less than 800 thread count, even the bears. Gays love good sheets!
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#6 2013-11-15 19:19:49
GooberMcNutly wrote:
She was spot on about the quality of the sheets. I don't know a single gay person with less than 800 thread count, even the bears. Gays love good sheets!
I feel like I just got off of one of those pirate ship rides at Six Flags after reading that.
But I have to ask. Not being an expert on "thread count," does that have something to do with fecal and semen seepage ratings?
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#7 2013-11-16 14:05:48
GooberMcNutly wrote:
She was spot on about the quality of the sheets. I don't know a single gay person with less than 800 thread count, even the bears. Gays love good sheets!
Hell, so do old heterosexual married couples.
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#8 2013-11-16 18:26:56
Baywolfe wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
She was spot on about the quality of the sheets. I don't know a single gay person with less than 800 thread count, even the bears. Gays love good sheets!
Hell, so do old heterosexual married couples.
Fuck you.
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#9 2013-11-18 13:50:29
Emmeran wrote:
Baywolfe wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
She was spot on about the quality of the sheets. I don't know a single gay person with less than 800 thread count, even the bears. Gays love good sheets!
Hell, so do old heterosexual married couples.
Fuck you.
Not on MY sheets, sir!
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#10 2013-11-18 14:09:21
Video, Pics or GTFO Bay & Em.
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#11 2013-11-18 21:15:48
Dmtdust wrote:
Video, Pics or GTFO Bay & Em.
Nicely played sir however with no offence to Baywolfe I'll stick with Melons as she is exactly my type.
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#12 2013-11-18 23:15:58
Ha!
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