Ah, happiness in the Trailer Park of the Swiss Family Methinson... Despite burying the baby in garbage, I see undamaged, avocado cupboard fronts and relatively new appliances. Government-subsidized housing, perhaps? Must be a warm state (not just shirtless dad, but un-jacketed grandpa). Pretty well decked-out tree, too. How do these people afford things?

Is Dysfunction Junction just south of Jupiter, then? Unlike us, these past weeks, they've enjoyed delightfully warm weather. Only makes me loathe them more. I figure tho, when someone else looks at these YouTubers the way I do, it's not always the central "action" they're observing.

I mean, people will post anything, obviously. No matter how personally embarrassing or depressing for others to see. Listening to screaming, bitching, and whining gets tired fast, so you "look around the room." With Grampzilla terrorizing the tots, it's hard to see a whole lot, but everyone's clearly used to his getting up late, stumbling in, and abusing everyone in sight. He seems like the type to burn the place down, except that might mean wasting perfectly good whiskey on an incendiary device.

fnord wrote:

Native Floridians deserve your loathing; most of them are the result of generations of incest.  Add Senile Citizens and Boatpeople to the mix and you have a gigantic gumbo of piss poor protoplasm.

Fnord:  I can't say I agree with a lot of your DIY eugenics, but your opinions on Floriduh ring true.  I won't go down there if there's any avoiding it- that there's a grubby state with a nasty bunch of folks.  The places that are supposed to be nice- Miami, Key West, and Palm Beach- are teeming with the sort of attitude-laden queens who give queens a bad name.  I often wonder if pALEPHx is a Floridian.

Montecore wrote:

The places that are supposed to be nice- Miami, Key West, and Palm Beach- are teeming with the sort of attitude-laden queens who give queens a bad name. I often wonder if pALEPHx is a Floridian.

Yes, of course all homosexuals should be of the pretty, prissy, let's-all-get-along variety. The whole 'giving other heterosexuals a bad name' thing, I leave to you, m'dear. It's a far wider pool for you to piss in.

Montecore wrote:

Hey, you're the one who treats High-Street as one vast glory hole, sucking on anything anyone whips out and sticks in your face.

And you're the one who has no sense of obligation to the place, doesn't care if it folds, and shows up whenever he feels like--not to add anything new, or interesting--only to criticize me. Whoop-di-fuckin-doo. The One-Trick Pony[onovich] act is yawn-worthy.

You're sucking too, but in your case, it's like a crab louse or a tapeworm.

Montecore wrote:

Does this mean you don't want me to piss in your mouth any more?

You don't pay enough. Next time, I won't take food stamps.

Montecore wrote:

P.S.:  "Shows up whenever he feels like" can also mean someone has a life, O Top Poster.

Indeed, it can. But it doesn't.

When you're done channelling Feltch, feel free to offer your own comments and goodies. I'm not trying to shut you up, only to divert you from what really ain't gonna change much. Rogers killed Cruel. It's not a linklist anymore, and forums need people who post. You wanna waste 2008 on penny-ante character assassination, then go rite a'hed.

Fortunately, I don't have to rely on other peoples' agreement to wonder what the hell got stuck in your cooch, sideways and giving you splinters. Try to have a happier New Year than this, doll.

HAHhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHahahah.

Heh.

pALEPHx wrote:

Is Dysfunction Junction just south of Jupiter, then?

Nope, it's right around the corner from Yeehaw Junction

MSG Tripps wrote:

Hee Ha....

Dhal:

You know, braying rather becomes you.

tojo2000 wrote:

Jesus, what happened to you Montecore?  All you ever do now is show up every once in a while to try to start a cat fight.

Tojo:  There's a lot of truth in what you say.  In my defense, look what I have to work with- animal noises and leftover dialogue from Will and Grace.  It was possible to pick a worthwhile fight with people like Peco and DumpsterJuice and Benzene and Aude.  But "Hee ha"?  Sheesh.

doesyourpussyhurt wrote:

Yes, this is so much better banter:

Montecore wrote:

HAHhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHahahah. Heh.

I'm glad you appreciated it.  A flight of finely-honed rhetoric would have been wasted on you anyway.