#1 2013-12-28 12:37:35
My wife calls me and asks what I want for lunch. Of course, I request a two piece with double dirty rice. I get no two piece and certainly no dirty rice but I do get an ass load of lip about clogged arteries and shit and a fucking salad. My wife takes away my Popeye's and Choad takes away my High-Street. Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
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#2 2013-12-28 13:23:45
I was trying to figure out what sort of sexual act constituted a "two piece with a double dirty rice" and it turns out your whining about food. Any way you're welcome to drop by my house, I'm making Runza's.
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#3 2013-12-28 13:28:13
Banjo wrote:
I do get an ass load of lip about clogged arteries and shit and a fucking salad. My wife takes away my Popeye's and Choad takes away my High-Street. Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
I can turn toes up tomorrow and someone will keep the site going but who'll look after Mrs Banjo. And after all those drumsticks, will your old clothes even fit him?
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#4 2013-12-28 13:37:57
Emmeran wrote:
I was trying to figure out what sort of sexual act constituted a "two piece with a double dirty rice" and it turns out your whining about food. Any way you're welcome to drop by my house, I'm making Runza's.
Em. That's just fucking mean. Really? A recipe from Nebraska? I didn't even know they had those. What do they put in the ingredients list in place of the seasonings? A Christmas carol?
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#5 2013-12-28 13:51:57
choad wrote:
Banjo wrote:
I do get an ass load of lip about clogged arteries and shit and a fucking salad. My wife takes away my Popeye's and Choad takes away my High-Street. Merry Fuckin' Christmas!
I can turn toes up tomorrow and someone will keep the site going but who'll look after Mrs Banjo. And after all those drumsticks, will your old clothes even fit him?
He'll fit in them just fine. Mrs. Banjo's "love engine" is only fueled by the sweet breath of pig liver and cayenne (Oh! And my entire salary plus another 40K).
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#6 2013-12-28 14:12:31
You have my sympathy. I love dirty rice (though I substitute a high grade of hamburger for the traditional pig or goose livers)! Unfortunately Partner™ hates dirty rice, andouille, blue crab boiled in a Cajun spice mixture, shrimp, crawfish, anything blackend, and beignets. I haven't eaten a mirliton in many years and have never bothered to prepare a dish for Partner™ which includes it. I gave up fried chicken for health reasons, though I wouldn't turn my nose up at an occasional chance to eat it.
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