#1 2014-01-03 14:58:38
Kim Jong Un, that's who.
Today's rumor is that North Korea's youthful leader stripped his uncle naked and fed him alive to 120 starving dogs in front of hundreds of party officials.
This report might be just a lovely fiction catching breath on the Internet. But we all know Dear Leader would have videotaped it if it happened, so fingers crossed we see the footage soon.
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#2 2014-01-03 16:07:12
lechero wrote:
But we all know Dear Leader would have videotaped it if it happened, so fingers crossed we see the footage soon.
I'm sure he did, but finding a Betamax conversion unit will take time...
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#3 2014-01-03 17:39:13
The Footage Is Out There!
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#4 2014-01-03 17:44:37
GooberMcNutly wrote:
lechero wrote:
But we all know Dear Leader would have videotaped it if it happened, so fingers crossed we see the footage soon.
I'm sure he did, but finding a Betamax conversion unit will take time...
Probably Super 8.
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#5 2014-01-03 18:16:32
Times are indeed tough in DPRK and modern technology, with the exception of centrifuges, is as scarce as tenderloin steak. But I was impressed that Dear Leader has someone in his circle who evidently has mastered Adobe After Effects.
Kim Jong-un's uncle vanishes from documentary footage.
The other rumor, a few weeks back, was that Dear Uncle was disappeared because of a dispute over rights to the profits from a fishery.
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#6 2014-01-04 17:37:35
Uncle was working trade agreements that were personally lucrative with the Chinese. Chinese not happy at all because uncle got whacked. Chinese drop completely insane but somehow believable story (because North Korea) and the world goes bonkers.
Reality - this is somewhere near DFL when it comes to shitty shit that happens in NK.
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#7 2014-01-04 17:39:26
Plausible but also don't forget that revenge is a dish best served cold.
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#9 2014-01-06 22:10:09
lechero wrote:
I was impressed that Dear Leader has someone in his circle who evidently has mastered Adobe After Effects.
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#10 2014-01-07 13:35:39
Emmeran wrote:
I really appreciate that RT aka Russia Today is the media outlet to set us Western dupes straight. But I'm more disappointed that I'm not gonna see that video.
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#11 2014-01-07 17:13:10
Apparently, we have a sister site in China. Someone should invite them here for a tumble. Anyone speak (or write) Mandarin?
It was first spotted on a satirical post on the Chinese Tencent Weibo site, Reuters reported.
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#12 2014-01-07 17:45:26
sigmoid freud wrote:
lechero wrote:
I was impressed that Dear Leader has someone in his circle who evidently has mastered Adobe After Effects.
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I am never reading that fucking book again, as long as I live.
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