Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle which feed among the lilies.

sofaking wrote:

tojo2000 wrote:

Your two breasts are like two fawns, twins of a gazelle which feed among the lilies.

"and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions." (Ezekiel 23: 21, NRSV)

"Your stature is like a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters. I said, 'I will climb the palm tree. I will take hold of its fruit stalks.' Oh may your breasts be like clusters of the vine and the fragrance of your breath like apples." Song of Solomon 7:7-8


Song of Solomon gets the ladies all hot and bothered. That's why they skip over it in the sermons, I assume.

Let's push it hard 'till the end times are upon us:

Skanks
"1 An Ceiling Cat keep speekin to me:2 U kno thoes two cats over dere? Theyr momma dun kno who iz baby daddy.3 An they iz both... SLUTS! Peepls from south tuched their butts. An other stuff. An they likd it4 an teh cats has weerd namez an makes the baybees like doll factoreez.

5 Da oldr sister wants be biggest ho. So she finded peepls wit a big army,6 an teh army iz all pretteh, wit horsies and shinies.7 So the oldr sister mak boom boom with teh army of the peepls and with teh guvrnurs. Lots.8 She useded her mojo she lernd from teh peeps in teh south. Dey gave her lots of luvins from teh south. And they gave her affekshuns. And broozes. And gonoreeuhs.9 So I givs her to teh army becuz she iz infachuaded.10 But teh army peepls dun want her cuz she iz ho. So dey took away all her baybees an mad her ded. Srsly.

11 And teh youngr sister saw this but wantd to be bigger ho then oldr sister. It wuz on lik donky kong.12 So she gots her sisters blak book an findeds all the mens who made teh nastee with her sister. An she sayd "HAI U R HOTT LETS MAK OUT"13 An I sees that she is lik her sister. Becuz they iz lik teh ho. An now she iz durty. Lik a ho.14 But she wuld gets honry at pikshurs of mens in red.15 An she gots turnd on by theyr belts and theyr hats and teh red, becuz red is teh awesom.16 An soes she hads her girlfrenz tell the mens in red where to hav gud time.17 An teh mens in red did things to her. And she did things to herslf with teh mens in red. And then lots of mens in red tuk turns doing things to her. And then she was lik eww gross.18 Ans than alls knos her nekid body an where her mols are an stuff an I cans not luk at her becuz she is lik her sistr, an thas kinda grose.19 Buts she just maks teh notty danse mors and mores becuz is how she useded to play as chiled. An she wuz rly gudz at it.20 She liekd teh guys with teh es... teh RLY es like donkeys LOL... and cumbuckits like horsies!

31 Youz has gone de way of ur sister, so I be stealin' her bucket and gives it to u.32 Dis is wat Ceiling Cat say: U will drink ur sister's bucket, a bucket this big, rly this big. Wai. Teh bucket is filled up wif angry stuff, cuz its a rly big bucket.33 U shall be filld wif drunkennes an sorrow a bucket ov horror an desolashun iz teh bucket ov ur sistr Samaria;34 U shall drink it an drain it out an gnaw itz shredz an tear out ur boobs 4 I has spoken sez teh lord ceilin cat35"

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