#2 2014-02-26 21:07:14
Lots of old ladies in Florida go to VFW dances to find dicks to penetrate them. Of course the old farts at the VFW hall aren't as foxy as young policeman who haven't eaten too many doughnuts, but she sounds desperate enough not to care about that.
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#3 2014-02-27 02:25:15
"When people continue to abuse the 911 system you gotta take a stand, you gotta take a position," Lt. Joe King of the Punta Gorda Police Department told NBC-2.
But that's what the poor lady was complaining about: The officer never assumed a position.
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#4 2014-02-27 04:29:15
It's been a while since I've taken Spanish, but doesn't "Punta Gorda" literally translate into "poontang gorge?" If I'm correct in my interpretation, the American term would be "gaping pussy" or "giant gash." How ironic is that to this story?
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#5 2014-02-27 12:32:36
Punta Gorda means "Fat Point". It's close in sound and spelling to "Puta Gorda", which is what you must have been thinking.
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#6 2014-02-27 19:14:10
fnord wrote:
Punta Gorda means "Fat Point". It's close in sound and spelling to "Puta Gorda", which is what you must have been thinking.
True, but 'Fat Pussy Police' has such a lovely ring to it.
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