#2 2014-04-15 10:27:58

Damn it, now I want KFC for lunch.  I know it's crap and will give me the craps.  I know it won't even taste good and that I'll regret it immediately.


I do like the idea of keeping your chubby date happy while you're trying to pick her locks...

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#3 2014-04-15 10:36:13

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away...

NOTE: Chicken not included (duh.). Each corsage kit includes a $5 KFC gift check, so you can customize your corsage with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy or Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Whichever best matches her dress. Local corsages will have fresh baby's breath and out-of-town corsages will have silk baby's breath.

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#4 2014-04-15 15:21:55

Many male insects will offer food to a potential lay in order to dump their cum. No more need be said.

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#5 2014-04-15 21:32:44

fnord wrote:

Many male insects will offer food to a potential lay in order to dump their cum. No more need be said.

There you go poo-pooing tradition again, I take it your aim is to destroy the restaurant industry?

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#6 2014-04-15 22:15:23

Emmeran wrote:

fnord wrote:

Many male insects will offer food to a potential lay in order to dump their cum. No more need be said.

There you go poo-pooing tradition again, I take it your aim is to destroy the restaurant industry?

https://o.twimg.com/1/proxy.jpg?t=FQQVBhhXaHR0cDovL2kua2luamEtaW1nLmNvbS9nYXdrZXItbWVkaWEvaW1hZ2UvdXBsb2FkL3MtLU9DVzRXT0FiLS0vdjN1a3hib2YxN3d2M3ZraGhld20uanBnFAIWABIA&s=v8VP2Od08jQy2ZobqhZ6-FepOrsVWKOPShwbErOcMO4

They also Serve a Bi-King Whopper in Japan.

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