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#655 2014-05-18 02:06:41
fnord wrote:
Dude just come out and brag out loud that you fucked that guy in an airport bathroom in Utah, we all know it happened and most of us actually applaud it.
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#658 2014-05-24 05:07:53
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#659 2014-05-24 06:11:34
Brilliant and stolen, Choad.
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#660 2014-05-27 00:05:57
#661 2014-05-27 05:45:40
16 year old girl confronts her trash bag whore mother for having sex with one of her friends.
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#662 2014-05-27 08:08:15
fnord wrote:
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/embed/70311
16 year old girl confronts her trash bag whore mother for having sex with one of her friends.
It's really too bad no schools will teach Robert Heinlein anymore.
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#663 2014-05-28 21:40:57
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#664 2014-05-28 22:00:57
Emmeran wrote:
Hilarious!
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#665 2014-05-29 10:58:33
#666 2014-05-29 17:47:17
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#668 2014-05-29 19:01:22
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#669 2014-05-29 21:17:49
Jesus Christ.
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#670 2014-05-29 21:50:24
It's what we call "gettin' paid"
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#671 2014-05-30 05:27:14
Tall Paul wrote:
fnord wrote:
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/embed/70311
16 year old girl confronts her trash bag whore mother for having sex with one of her friends.It's really too bad no schools will teach Robert Heinlein anymore.
While Heinlein took a rather freewheeling attitude about sex in his novels, I suspect in real life he was more of a situationalist. I’ll illustrate with an example from my own life.
A handsome, charming, and intelligent bisexual gentleman I’ve known for about a decade has recently indicated an interest in having sex with me. At this point, I’m not up for this, but I’m sure he’ll still be available for casual playtime in the future. On the surface his offer seems perfectly reasonable and acceptable.
The reasons I won’t take him up someday on his otherwise attractive offer? He is separated from his wife, whom I know and like. She seems to have moved on, but he is still carrying a torch for her. He recently visited her (she has moved to another state) and for all I know he may have made a pitch for getting back together. Meanwhile, he is seeing a woman who is a friend of mine. She would be very hurt if I played with him. Last, he has a closet case male fuckbuddy on the extreme periphery of my social circle whom I consider to be very bad news. He may or may not have other male or female fuckbuddies I don’t know about; these people would have no effect on my decision about sleeping with him.
The wife would be a minimal deterrent because I don’t think she wants him back. The closet case fuckbuddy is a bigger problem. Would he present a danger to me if I slept with my friend, and Closet Case found out? The absolute deal-breaker is my female friend he is dating. I don’t know if she knows about the bisexuality, but I do know she is absolutely taken with him. Her husband died six years ago and this is the first serious relationship she has had since then.
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#672 2014-05-30 06:55:23
fnord wrote:
While Heinlein took a rather freewheeling attitude about sex in his novels, I suspect in real life he was more of a situationalist. I’ll illustrate with an example from my own life.
T. M. I.
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#673 2014-05-30 12:06:25
And I thought hetero sexual situations were complicated!
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#674 2014-05-30 12:16:52
Don't improve with age neither, phred. They'll carve it on my gravestone, probably rub it off, too.
Nobody's safe when Mister Happy's driving.
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#675 2014-05-31 09:29:17
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#676 2014-05-31 16:49:30
phreddy wrote:
And I thought hetero sexual situations were complicated!
Straightforward homosexual situations are relatively uncomplicated.
A: "Wanna fuck?"
B: "Yes", or "No".
Parties fuck or parties move on.
The situation I described involves a bisexual for whom men are a sideline and who wishes to keep this part of his life quiet, a manipulative sociopath closet case who pretends to be he heterosexual, and only has sex with men or sometimes women in order to use them, a very sweet heterosexual widow who is a friend and is the publicly acknowledged partner, and a wife the bisexual still has feelings for even though they are separated (I didn't add before that the wife gives off a dykey vibe).
This isn’t a classic gay situation, because I’m the only out gay person in this setup. The bisexual is publicly a heterosexual; he tends to have male friends with benefits and was offering to add discreet benefits to our already existing friendship. The only reason I figured out my friend is actively bisexual is because the closet case has gotten overly cuddly with him in public when said closet case was drunk.
At first glance the offer appears awesome because the bisexual is a very hot man, and I would go for it if it weren’t for the complications. At some point I’ll be ready to date men again, and sex with the bisexual friend would be a nice way to ease back into the scene. During times when I have a steady partner, I simply wouldn’t exercise the benefits option, and when my little heart gets broken I could go to him for emotional support with a side of hot sex!
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#677 2014-05-31 17:27:01
fnord wrote:
phreddy wrote:
And I thought hetero sexual situations were complicated!
Straightforward homosexual situations are relatively uncomplicated.
A: "Wanna fuck?"
B: "Yes", or "No".
Parties fuck or parties move on.
The situation I described involves a bisexual for whom men are a sideline and who wishes to keep this part of his life quiet, a manipulative sociopath closet case who pretends to be he heterosexual, and only has sex with men or sometimes women in order to use them, a very sweet heterosexual widow who is a friend and is the publicly acknowledged partner, and a wife the bisexual still has feelings for even though they are separated (I didn't add before that the wife gives off a dykey vibe).
This isn’t a classic gay situation, because I’m the only out gay person in this setup. The bisexual is publicly a heterosexual; he tends to have male friends with benefits and was offering to add discreet benefits to our already existing friendship. The only reason I figured out my friend is actively bisexual is because the closet case has gotten overly cuddly with him in public when said closet case was drunk.
At first glance the offer appears awesome because the bisexual is a very hot man, and I would go for it if it weren’t for the complications. At some point I’ll be ready to date men again, and sex with the bisexual friend would be a nice way to ease back into the scene. During times when I have a steady partner, I simply wouldn’t exercise the benefits option, and when my little heart gets broken I could go to him for emotional support with a side of hot sex!
This doesn't appear to be a video, did someone mistake this thread for a "My Private Diary" web site?
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#678 2014-05-31 21:26:31
Ok, think of the previous entries as a commercial break. We now return to regular programing.
Scenes of Kneegrow Life
A Beatdown Over Money
Threats And Attempted Murder Over Age Verification
A High Skoool Graduation
A Random Bit Of Violence
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#682 2014-06-04 05:53:00
fnord wrote:
http://www.prochan.com/embed?f=b9d_1401251770
Yeah, I'll just skip that thank you just the same.
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#684 2014-06-05 20:38:09
fnord wrote:
The Infamous Blue Boy Episode of Dragnet
I have just two things to say:
1) It was transparent bullshit like this that first made me think drugs might be both useful and fun, and
2) What a sad fuck Gary Sinise must be to have being a pale, washed-out imitation of Jack Webb as his greatest ambition.
Now, back to your regularly scheduled video.
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#685 2014-06-06 01:20:50
By all means, do visit their website. You will not be disappointed!
Why, with just a little bit of exploration, I soon came across this other epic masterpiece by Fred and Sharon:
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#686 2014-06-06 16:46:09
Edit: deleted for annoyance
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#688 2014-06-07 09:28:51
Emmeran, can you please turn that damn thing OFF?
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#690 2014-06-09 06:22:47
This may well be a hat, but I reckon it needs to be seen as often as possible.
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#698 2014-06-22 19:09:45
First watch a few bits of this:
(And let me get a preemptive 'Fuck You, it IS a music video' to fnord out of the way)
Then watch this:
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#699 2014-06-22 20:50:50
Tall Paul wrote:
First watch a few bits of this:
(And let me get a preemptive 'Fuck You, it IS a music video' to fnord out of the way)
Then watch this:
OOOhhh, lets fuck!!!! But seriously, I always thought the Bowie/Jagger version sucked ass. The original I remember from my childhood is much better.
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#700 2014-06-22 21:52:47
fnord wrote:
But seriously, I always thought the Bowie/Jagger version sucked ass. The original I remember from my childhood is much better.
You're not wrong about that.
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