#1 2014-08-08 13:26:30
Fat dude smothers wife's twin during sex and takes son to WalMart & McDonalds afterwards. If you made this shit up no one would ever believe you.
**Edit/Update: Wife was in hospital for pregnancy checkup during incident and the Grand Jury wanted to indict him for first degree murder by fat fucking?**
Where the fuck am I and how do I get home?
Last edited by Emmeran (2014-08-08 13:47:00)
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#2 2014-08-08 14:20:09
I can see manslaughter, but you gotta long way to prove premeditated murder by fucking.
And am I the only one who can't look at that guy without seeing Juggalo makeup on him?
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#3 2014-08-08 15:04:28
GooberMcNutly wrote:
And am I the only one who can't look at that guy without seeing Juggalo makeup on him?
He almost has it naturally. Pretty sure that isn't facial hair, just you average fat fuck's severe acanthosis nigricans.
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#4 2014-08-08 16:34:13
These idiots live just down the road from me, I cannot believe this shit. Seriously, who smothers the twin sister of their wife during adulterous sex while the wife is at the hospital for a Pre-Natal checkup?
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#5 2014-08-08 17:33:05
Well, you did move to the neighborhood. I would of vetted it first.
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#6 2014-08-08 21:13:15
Dmtdust wrote:
I would of vetted it first.
I'm not sure how you vet for this type of shit but I'm open for search terms if you have suggestions.
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#7 2014-08-09 05:52:58
You can't vet for this shit in advance. In a ritzy neighborhood I once lived in, a cokehead on my street stabbed his girlfriend in the bathtub with a bread knife.
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#8 2014-08-09 07:48:36
If this short 400lb dude is having twin-sex either the world is completely unfair or I don't want to see a picture of those twin women.
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#9 2014-08-09 20:37:53
Still no motive mentioned. Overdose? Post coital exhaustion? I still say murder in the first degree would be a stretch. Just chalk this up as case law applicable to the continued fattization of Amurica.
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#10 2014-08-10 04:03:45
I was hoping Snopes debunked this.
Nope. Christ on the prow of the Titanic with what's-her-name.
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#11 2014-08-10 06:21:56
She looks a lot better than I would have suspected for a woman fucking her twin's 400lb husband...
Click - (Sorry you have to put up with video). Some pictures are out there but someone did the basic surface cleaning and I really didn't want to dig to deep.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
Last edited by Emmeran (2014-08-10 06:22:24)
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