#1 2015-04-27 01:27:23
A million years ago when I lived in Montreal, I was passing the afternoon in Parc LaFontaine with a blanket on the grass and a good book. I fell asleep. When I awakened, I found myself surrounded by half a dozen chipmunks staring at me intently.
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#2 2015-04-27 05:48:47
Whatever this repost drug is that you're smoking these days, I want some...
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#3 2015-04-27 09:15:09
Emmeran wrote:
Whatever this repost drug is that you're smoking these days, I want some...
Help yourself. They keep it in the candy dish by the door.
Richard Gere's gerbil is an attention whore, what can I say?
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#4 2015-04-27 12:40:07
Instead of sucking your blood, I assume vampire squirrels "vant to sahk your nuts"
Banjo must be on vacation, I expected him to have already used this.
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#5 2015-04-27 12:50:06
Bigcat wrote:
Instead of sucking your blood, I assume vampire squirrels "vant to sahk your nuts"
Banjo must be on vacation, I expected him to have already used this.
Actually, they kill deer. So you have to hate them by default.
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#6 2015-04-27 18:06:44
XregnaR wrote:
Bigcat wrote:
Instead of sucking your blood, I assume vampire squirrels "vant to sahk your nuts"
Banjo must be on vacation, I expected him to have already used this.Actually, they kill deer. So you have to hate them by default.
I don't hate things because they kill deer, I hate things that are so obsessed with killing deer that I am forced to alter my life to accommodate them. I didn't mind but it is getting old now that I have fucked all of their wives while they are away. It's hard to find any strange now-a-days.
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#7 2015-04-27 19:49:47
Bigcat wrote:
I don't hate things because they kill deer, I hate things that are so obsessed with killing deer that I am forced to alter my life to accommodate them. I didn't mind but it is getting old now that I have fucked all of their wives while they are away. It's hard to find any strange now-a-days.
I keep looking for the "Like" button. (Goddamn I hate Facebook but I just can't quit it.)
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#8 2015-04-29 20:12:21
Bigcat wrote:
Instead of sucking your blood, I assume vampire squirrels "vant to sahk your nuts"
Banjo must be on vacation, I expected him to have already used this.
Pretty close Bigcat. In Las Vegas for some training and go straight out afterwards. The internet sucks here. They want 50.00/day to upgrade to their decent connection. Fuck that. Sure I have to act out the last 4:20 of a 5:00 minute porn clip but I refuse to pay 50.00 for 5 Mbps.
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#9 2015-04-30 02:48:58
Banjo wrote:
Sure I have to act out the last 4:20 of a 5:00 minute porn clip
nice
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#10 2015-04-30 20:59:31
Vegas is great. Enjoy the food. Also, according to Husband™, you meet some real friendly ladies in the elevators sometimes late at night.
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