whosasailorthen wrote:

I wash it daily.  This is total bullshit.

I dunno. I bred and nurtured beards on several occasions and found them on balance a bloody nuisance. Fine at sea or anywhere cold but Ted Kaczynski's gnarly cousin anywhere else. I could never manage ties, wrist watches or pagers, either. Felt like battle armor. Course, there always are those rare occasions when you sniff and snort a whiff of last night's passion and think, fuck the shower.

S'not like we lick our own assholes, so there's that.

Last edited by choad (2015-05-05 01:50:29)

Emmeran wrote:

Do you always sniff your hand first thing in the morning?

And wonder where it wandered while I slept? Fuck, no. I let sleeping dogs lie, maybe because I was force fed this next rubbish as an infant.

Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the lord my soul to keep. If should die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take.

Talk about shitfaced.

But seriously, poor personal hygiene leads to lots of nasty situations.