#1 2015-05-14 17:14:07

The death penalty may sound cool but for getting revenge SuperMax is the only way to go.

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#2 2015-05-15 00:41:59

" If you really want to punish someone...."

...make them your executor.  Trust me.  I've been one 3 times now, and I'd almost say SuperMax would be preferable.

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#3 2015-05-15 00:56:43

Cement furniture? At least it's not IKEA. That would be a true hell. No sunlight until you put your cell together.

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#4 2015-05-15 03:13:53

I'm opposed to the death penalty for anti-humanitarian reasons. As pointed out in the video, lifetime incarceration is far more inhumane than a quick clean death. I believe most people who're enthusiastic about frying, gassing, shooting, hanging, or injecting criminals would change their mind if they realized just how cruel it is to be caged for life. By comparison, even the gas chamber is kind.

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#5 2015-05-15 05:38:17

whosasailorthen wrote:

" If you really want to punish someone...."

...make them your executor.  Trust me.  I've been one 3 times now, and I'd almost say SuperMax would be preferable.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to talk to you about something...

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#6 2015-05-15 07:58:38

Emmeran wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

" If you really want to punish someone...."

...make them your executor.  Trust me.  I've been one 3 times now, and I'd almost say SuperMax would be preferable.

Speaking of which, I've been meaning to talk to you about something...

Cute.

Here's a tip... to do this really well, document NOTHING.  If you currently have documents about your finances, burn them.  Or, for the special touch of cruelty, give them to someone who you deliberately left out of your will, preferably someone with a grudge.

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#7 2015-05-15 11:50:01

whosasailorthen wrote:

" If you really want to punish someone...."

...make them your executor.

There's no equal for revealing pure assholedom and the absolute worst in people.

How in the name of all that's holy did you ever enlist even once, in Philadelphia, never mind the planet?

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#8 2015-05-15 16:47:48

I didn't 'enlist'... I was named in the wills.  They were relatives... what was I gonna do?

Didn't even take my damned 10%.

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#9 2015-05-15 17:40:23

whosasailorthen wrote:

I didn't 'enlist'... I was named in the wills.  They were relatives... what was I gonna do?

Didn't even take my damned 10%.

My condolences.

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#10 2015-05-16 11:09:04

Drag him out once a year, make him hand the trophies to the marathon winners.

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