#901 2015-03-07 15:57:48

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#902 2015-03-07 20:57:20

Not just fat guys slapping and shoving each other. I have betimes wondered how NFL linemen would fare at this.

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#903 2015-03-09 21:28:45

sigmoid freud wrote:

Not just fat guys slapping and shoving each other. I have betimes wondered how NFL linemen would fare at this.
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Probably not very well. Sumotori are heavy and strong, but also very loose and very flexible. Linemen push and tackle each other, but who touches the ground first isn't really their concern. And without their pads and helmets they'd be dead meat in no time.

Sumo is not just a fat and ugly contest, the extra weight on a wrestler is like the lead weights you put on a model locomotive so it can pull more cars. Even so, there is a lot of finesse involved. Getting the other guy to go off balance is a major part of the game, and if that doesn't work you can always slap the dog shit out of him.

Gratuitous video:

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#904 2015-03-09 21:46:42

Ironically we have a ton of FC St. Pauli gear around the house, as you all know the Totenkopf was in high style for a while.  My knowing about St. Pauli allowed my kids to style the stylish that nobody else had even when we were living in "Surf City USA".  Small dad victory for only a few hundred dollars shipping and a passing ability to read German.

FC St. Pauli remains my favorite continental club.

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#906 2015-03-13 13:06:06

Bonus points for surviving to the end...

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#907 2015-03-16 14:55:25

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#908 2015-03-22 01:14:05

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#909 2015-03-22 01:53:23

Prison food must suck unbelievably if this is appetizing. Bonus shank construction.

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#910 2015-03-30 11:01:12

Meet the new Daily Show host.

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#911 2015-03-30 20:50:31

No, Rcade, don't jump!

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#912 2015-04-13 18:23:29

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#913 2015-04-14 15:34:56

Even spiders hate spiders

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#915 2015-04-27 08:56:05

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#917 2015-05-03 07:58:11

If you mute it so you don't have to listen to that godawful French snail-gargling, then dub in yaketty sax, it's a good vid.

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#918 2015-05-03 15:51:28

Absolutely Anything Trailer



Been a whle since I was looking forward to a movie release...

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#919 2015-05-03 18:43:51

XregnaR wrote:

Absolutely Anything Trailer



Been a whle since I was looking forward to a movie release...

It looks like a good one!

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#920 2015-05-04 07:24:44

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#921 2015-05-07 20:24:56



More information here.

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#923 2015-05-09 11:36:20

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/douglasadams.png




Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs

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#924 2015-05-11 01:41:48

WANT.



It sold for $18K. I don't want it that bad.

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#925 2015-05-14 08:52:59

How Frozen should have ended

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#926 2015-05-14 09:19:25

Anatomy of the Pelvis - for Artists

Normally don't include a time hack, but in this case...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GA8oC9PFQo&t=8m40s

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#927 2015-05-14 13:37:55

XregnaR wrote:

Anatomy of the Pelvis - for Artists

Normally don't include a time hack, but in this case...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GA8oC9PFQo&t=8m40s

Too funny!  They actually used the Wilhelm scream supposedly recorded by Sheb Wolley when the "baby" gets stuck.

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#928 2015-05-14 15:28:33

Swedish Penis & Vagina Cartoon (For ages 3-10) w/ Subtitles

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#929 2015-05-16 11:17:42

NSFW/NSFA
Ultra violent.
Seriously fucking disturbing.

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#930 2015-05-18 11:31:55

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#932 2015-05-23 18:32:37

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#934 2015-05-27 00:00:52

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#935 2015-05-30 16:17:46

PSA

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#936 2015-05-30 19:55:01

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#937 2015-05-30 21:52:23

Choad:  That was GREAT.

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#938 2015-06-01 14:35:50

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#939 2015-06-01 21:39:41

choad wrote:

Just got through watching this on YouTube when I saw your post.  John Oliver is a genius.

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#940 2015-06-03 17:11:41

Men Watch Porn With Porn Stars



Women Watch Porn With Porn Stars

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#941 2015-06-04 17:15:16

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#942 2015-06-09 01:07:49

Everyone's a winner, bargains galore! 
Haven't figured out Clooney, though.

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#943 2015-06-09 03:17:54

sigmoid freud wrote:

Haven't figured out Clooney, though.

The answer, like Louie Gomhert, is simple:

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#945 2015-06-15 08:44:52

That's an award winner.

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#946 2015-06-15 08:57:04

Helen Mirren Reads the Senate’s Torture Report.

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#947 2015-06-15 12:47:41

XregnaR wrote:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=62b_1434333678

It's good Fox was on the job.

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#948 2015-06-16 04:05:31

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#949 2015-06-17 23:55:09

A previously unknown interview with Ray Bradbury.

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#950 2015-06-20 17:56:10

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