#4901 2015-11-14 08:35:57

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/unebombe.png


Oddly enough, I found this on Thursday.

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#4902 2015-11-19 17:39:07

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#4903 2015-11-20 21:29:03

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#4904 2015-11-20 22:46:57

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#4905 2015-11-21 05:20:56

Allow me to observe I wasn't the first one tickled by this idea but nobody's phrased it so eloquently.

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You're welcome.

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#4906 2015-11-21 19:04:12

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#4907 2015-11-22 03:19:30

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#4908 2015-11-22 08:02:46

With inspiration from Choad...

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#4909 2015-11-22 08:08:53

Better....

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#4910 2015-11-22 21:50:23

whosasailorthen wrote:

With inspiration from Choad...

Einstein, I'm not.

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2015-11-19: Einstein’s First Proof
2015-11-20: Albert Einstein’s Sci-Fi Stories

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#4911 2015-11-22 23:19:52

Ah... so that's who that was. 

http://thepoliticalcarnival.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/EmilySNLw259h222.jpg

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#4912 2015-11-23 19:14:41

whosasailorthen wrote:

Ah... so that's who that was.

Weird, isn't it? No other human I know achieved universal sainthood in his own time and kept it into the afterlife.

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#4913 2015-11-24 20:02:30

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#4914 2015-11-25 22:54:43

The Illustrated Man

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Previously.

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#4915 2015-12-03 01:30:41

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[Allegedly] taken by a frontline soldier in THE Ukraine.

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#4916 2015-12-05 16:43:47

Ho, ho, ho... The xtian ornaments are back.

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#4917 2015-12-06 00:44:37

Christmas top banners are up, too:

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HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HScthulluchristmas.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HSchristmassuicides.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
hsosweaters.jpgsquareShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HShannukah.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HSdrinkingsanta.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HStimeforfamily.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HSsantaiscoming.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
Season--s-Greetings.jpgTall PaulShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HSyoudbetterwatchout.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
HSrogerspuckerstar.jpgTaintShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
merry.jpgTall PaulShown to all2015-12-06 00:37:38
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#4918 2015-12-06 22:24:52

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/thatsall.porky.pig.png

The Pig Collection

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/swimmingpigs.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/pigswim.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/toothbrushpig.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/pigsinablanket.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/pigrace.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/flyingpig.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/167_slicey-the-pig.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/18_gmpigs.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/hsovmaskedman.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/oinkoink.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/pigmime.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/shamelessoink.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/porklunchmeat.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/porknboots.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/manbearpig2.jpghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/porkpiehat.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/cosmowhore.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/mspiggy.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/trump.piggy.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/tuitionpiggybank.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/piggy.bank.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/injuredoink.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/thatsall.porky.pig.pnghttps://cruelery.com/sidepic/thatsallfolks.png



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#4919 2015-12-07 21:53:51

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#4920 2015-12-07 23:28:26

A High Street Institute for Comparative Analysis banner with Trump?

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/34_img_1897.jpg


https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/34_hole-istic.jpg


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#4921 2015-12-10 21:38:17

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#4922 2015-12-11 03:05:00

Have you got any photos that read as an obvious bag of shit?

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#4923 2015-12-11 03:49:04

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#4924 2015-12-11 22:52:54

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#4925 2015-12-12 00:45:20

Tall Paul wrote:

Have you got any photos that read as an obvious bag of shit?

https://cruelery.com/uploads/34_trump_2.jpg
An alternative, perhaps.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/34_trump_4.jpg

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#4926 2015-12-12 04:07:11

I like that, a cunt and a horse's ass in one shot.

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#4927 2015-12-12 10:35:09

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#4928 2015-12-13 04:46:08

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#4929 2015-12-13 08:07:24

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#4930 2015-12-13 14:25:36

Tall Paul wrote:

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The hair and the tail...nice.

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#4931 2015-12-13 14:38:26

Tall Paul wrote:

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This is my fave!

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#4932 2015-12-15 20:55:43

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#4933 2015-12-15 20:56:23

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#4934 2015-12-15 22:40:27

Keep voting on the Christmas banners.  When it comes time to put them back in storage, those in negative territory will be sent to go live on a farm.

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#4935 2015-12-19 04:14:56

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#4936 2015-12-22 20:01:52

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#4938 2015-12-25 20:01:02

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#4939 2015-12-25 20:01:30

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#4941 2016-01-03 06:31:05

https://cruelery.com/img/KimberlyMcArthur1982YoungDoctorsInLove004.gif


Hokedoke...

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Time to cart Santa and her little helpers back to the attic. Curious side note. The Grinch was my one and only dramatic role, performed in 1969 before every grade school in town.

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#4942 2016-01-03 22:14:09

Okay, the Christmas banners have been put away.

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pale_chimneys.jpgpALEPHxNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
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HSmerrylittlechristmas.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
HScthulluchristmas.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
HSchristmassuicides.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
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HShannukah.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
HSdrinkingsanta.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
HStimeforfamily.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
HSsantaiscoming.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
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HSyoudbetterwatchout.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
HSrogerspuckerstar.jpgTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
merry.jpgTall PaulNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
HSseasonsgreetingssanta.pngTaintNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
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Mayor_Daysbe.jpgTall PaulNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09
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The last one on the list had a -1 net vote rating, but was given a stay of execution since there was less than two weeks' worth of voting on it.  The rest were at 0 or above.  Thanks to all who generated these.

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#4943 2016-01-04 03:01:28

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#4944 2016-01-04 05:54:14

square wrote:

Okay, the Christmas banners have been put away.

Tall PaulNot shown2016-01-03 22:05:09


The last one on the list had a -1 net vote rating, but was given a stay of execution since there was less than two weeks' worth of voting on it.  The rest were at 0 or above.  Thanks to all who generated these.

That was probably someone who doesn't know that there is no el in Joyeux.

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#4945 2016-01-07 02:32:10

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Previously.

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#4946 2016-01-08 17:37:12

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#4947 2016-01-11 05:36:07

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#4948 2016-01-11 22:22:14

choad wrote:

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/Charles.Addams.1912-01-07.-.1988-09-29.png

There's an Addams cartoon that I cannot find, depicting an uxoricide and uxor in a train station; he's purchasing tickets: "A round trip and one-way to Ausable Chasm."

Meanwhile, this:


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#4949 2016-01-12 02:31:03

sigmoid freud wrote:

Meanwhile, this:

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/34_ … f_love.jpg

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/tunnel.of.love.png


credit: sigmoid freud

Our landfills groan with coffee table compendiums of New Yorker cartoons of yore; you'd think some of would bleed onto the web, but no.

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#4950 2016-01-12 23:24:45

sigmoid freud wrote:

choad wrote:

https://cruelery.com/sidepic/Charles.Addams.1912-01-07.-.1988-09-29.png

There's an Addams cartoon that I cannot find, depicting an uxoricide and uxor in a train station; he's purchasing tickets: "A round trip and one-way to Ausable Chasm."

Meanwhile, this:


https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/34_ … f_love.jpg

Alas, I looked through all 5 of my Addams compendiums and the "Ausable" one is not in any of them, but like you, I do remember it.  *sigh*

For what it's worth, it *is* in this volume, which, sadly, is not in my collection:

Chas Addams Happily Ever After: A Collection of Cartoons to Chill the Heart of You

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518CrnmBgLL.jpg

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