#2 2015-12-29 12:50:05

Bad blow job, no happy ending.

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#3 2015-12-29 16:33:12

A young man from western Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb.

"Tragic?" Some fuckwit Darwins himself out of the gene pool playing with explosives and it's characterised as "tragic?"

I think the Bosch should count their blessings they're one dickhead short.

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#4 2015-12-29 19:57:39

matty.the.damned wrote:

A young man from western Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb.

"Tragic?" Some fuckwit Darwins himself out of the gene pool playing with explosives and it's characterised as "tragic?"

I think the Bosch should count their blessings they're one dickhead short.

It's probably a second-language problem, or possibly a wild misspelling that wasn't caught properly by the spellchecker. Obviously when the author typed 'tragic' he was trying to say 'hilarious'.

Last edited by Tall Paul (2015-12-29 19:58:09)

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#5 2015-12-31 15:04:48

matty.the.damned wrote:

A young man from western Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb.

"Tragic?" Some fuckwit Darwins himself out of the gene pool playing with explosives and it's characterised as "tragic?"

I think the Bosch should count their blessings they're one dickhead short.

You're missing the big picture.  That village is now without an idiot.

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#6 2015-12-31 15:59:48

Baywolfe wrote:

You're missing the big picture.  That village is now without an idiot.

Time for the second string to step up and prove his mettle!

(Ya ever notice that the "village idiot" is almost without exception always a guy?  Not a transgender, just a flat out idiot with a pair or testicles.)

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#7 2015-12-31 16:31:47

Emmeran wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

You're missing the big picture.  That village is now without an idiot.

Time for the second string to step up and prove his mettle!

(Ya ever notice that the "village idiot" is almost without exception always a guy?  Not a transgender, just a flat out idiot with a pair or testicles.)

Indeed. One thing I've noticed over the years is that there is no shortage of numpties in any village. "Hey mate, hold me beer!"

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#8 2016-01-11 21:26:47

Chewiest Funyuns I ever ate - Herman from Münster.

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