#201 2016-02-27 06:07:13
Dmtdust wrote:
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/is-ted-cruz-the-zodiac-killer-maybe-say-38-percent-of-florida-voters-20160226
My Head Just Exploded....
Cruz needs to show us the proof. His birth certificate would be a start. Why oh why hasn't Agent Orange (aka "the Donald") jumped on this?
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#202 2016-02-27 06:17:34
#203 2016-02-27 07:09:18
Fled wrote:
Cruz needs to show us the proof. His birth certificate would be a start. Why oh why hasn't Agent Orange (aka "the Donald") jumped on this?
All I can do is refer you to Ted's official biography.
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#204 2016-02-27 10:01:15
Warren Buffett wrote:
It’s an election year, and candidates can’t stop speaking about our country’s problems (which, of course, only they can solve). As a result of this negative drumbeat, many Americans now believe that their children will not live as well as they themselves do.
That view is dead wrong: The babies being born in America today are the luckiest crop in history.
See full letter here, comments and statistics on the American economic situation start on page 7.
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#205 2016-02-29 10:25:31
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#206 2016-02-29 12:48:21
"Fucking Drumpf!"
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#207 2016-02-29 12:53:38
choad wrote:
He hasn't been that good in a long time.
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#209 2016-02-29 18:39:10
From the producers of The Producers
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#210 2016-02-29 21:46:55
It was already great theater. It's even better as theater, theater. I still say his entire campaign is to make the Republican party look foolish and make Hillary look like the only Presidential candidate.
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#211 2016-03-01 01:04:56
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#212 2016-03-01 14:39:45
#213 2016-03-01 22:08:51
Sewper Chewsday results according to Gawker @ 9:00 pm CST:
Alabama (50 delegates)
GOP: Donald Trump
Democrats: Hillary Clinton
Alaska (28 delegates)
Last poll closes at midnight.
Arkansas (40 delegates)
GOP: Too close to call.
Democrats: Hillary Clinton
Georgia (76 delegates)
GOP: Donald Trump
Democrats: Hillary Clinton
Massachusetts (42 delegates)
GOP: Donald Trump
Democrats: Too close to call.
Minnesota (38 delegates)
Last poll closes at 9 p.m.
Oklahoma (43 delegates)
GOP: Ted Cruz
Democrats: I'm seeing reports that Sanders won OK. Hard to believe but awesome if true.
Tennessee (58 delegates)
GOP: Donald Trump
Democrats: Hillary Clinton
Texas (155 delegates)
GOP: Ted Cruz (Gaaaah! My adoptive state embarrasses me again.)
Democrats: Hillary Clinton
Vermont (16 delegates)
GOP: Too close to call.
Democrats: Bernie Sanders (Shocker.)
Virginia (49 delegates)
GOP: Donald Trump
Democrats: Hillary Clinton
You should read Gawker's coverage, if only for the wonderful way they're mocking the shit out of Rubio.
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#214 2016-03-02 08:00:48
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#215 2016-03-02 10:03:39
WTF is "Black Inequality" and how do you measure it? Is this like the frequency of #Oscarsowhite?
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#216 2016-03-02 11:50:17
Black inequaliry is the autoregressive moving average measure by which middle age white guys think " god damn I can not believe black people don't see how bad they have been shafted by the other guys and join with us. Should be plain as day, I just don't get it".
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#217 2016-03-02 12:48:17
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#220 2016-03-03 14:07:21
XregnaR wrote:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/trending/move-to-canada-super-tuesday-1.3472124
Fuck moving to Canada. Mexico is much warmer and the cost of living is way cheaper. And the corruption is kept to manageable levels outside drug cartel towns.
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#221 2016-03-03 14:15:51
I have property and the right to live in the UK. If it gets too stoopid in USA-land I have an escape plan. Otherwise, all quiet out here in the sticks, where the most heated political race is for County Sheriff.
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#222 2016-03-03 18:06:15
#223 2016-03-03 18:44:14
XregnaR wrote:
I have property and the right to live in the UK. If it gets too stoopid in USA-land I have an escape plan. Otherwise, all quiet out here in the sticks, where the most heated political race is for County Sheriff.
Family having citizen rights is cool... except we don't want to move back to the UK, but France, and if Cameron and the vote goes south, well that fucks that.
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#224 2016-03-03 19:12:20
#225 2016-03-04 02:27:27
I had the strangest hallucination today. I must have fallen off the scaffolding, bumped my head and don't remember doing it. It sounds freaky, but I could swear that this morning I was watching a live feed from Fox News and saw Donald Trump brag about the size of his dick during a debate.
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#226 2016-03-04 11:30:47
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#227 2016-03-04 19:57:17
This honestly never occurred to me; but I think it does explain Christie's behavior. I want this to happen.
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#228 2016-03-04 21:43:53
George Orr wrote:
This honestly never occurred to me; but I think it does explain Christie's behavior. I want this to happen.
The other name I've seen floated around is Jesse Ventura.
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#229 2016-03-05 05:33:11
Tijuana vendor flogs micro-dick Trump piñatas yesterday.
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#230 2016-03-05 05:55:10
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#231 2016-03-05 06:44:21
So Trump broke the Republican party, anybody here really surprised by that?
All he had to do is repeat all of the things that they themselves have been saying but say them in that abrasive reality show manner of his. If those Yo-yo's hadn't been so intent on courting the Far-right they wouldn't be in this mess. Sadly he hasn't said one thing that all the mainstream conservative candidates haven't said at one time or another in this Silly Season.
Maybe he's done us all a favor...
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#232 2016-03-05 07:27:36
choad wrote:
Seems appropriate, given that everything is tits-up.
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#233 2016-03-05 10:09:45
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#234 2016-03-06 13:40:19
Aude wrote:
George Orr wrote:
This honestly never occurred to me; but I think it does explain Christie's behavior. I want this to happen.
The other name I've seen floated around is Jesse Ventura.
The MIB will never let Jessie disgrace them by becoming VP for President PoopieHead.
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#235 2016-03-07 17:20:47
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#236 2016-03-09 11:03:44
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#237 2016-03-09 12:04:19
~click~
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#238 2016-03-11 23:46:28
Guess I'll give this a proper burial here.
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#239 2016-03-12 02:11:58
choad wrote:
Guess I'll give this a proper burial here.
https://cruelery.com/img/hs.dickoftheweek.jpg
What?!? A mean-spirited abusive banner attacking candidates?
I'm proud of you.
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#240 2016-03-12 02:12:59
Donald Trump attacking violent left-wing Chicago thugs in 3... 2... 1...
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#241 2016-03-16 00:20:48
One down, three to go.
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#243 2016-03-17 19:41:25
Dmtdust wrote:
http://usuncut.com/news/anonymous-vs-trump/
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#244 2016-03-17 19:57:22
George Orr wrote:
Dmtdust wrote:
http://usuncut.com/news/anonymous-vs-trump/
The worst bit is completely ignored, every single thing that Drumpf has said is simply and sadly a reality TV echo of what other Republican candidates have already said in much quieter and polite tones.
The Duck isn't our problem and I'm not really sure he ever expected this whole thing to evolve to this level - hell Palin self-detonated for half of this fervor. I'm still calling this the biggest case of "Oh shit that wasn't supposed to go that way" ever recorded.
At the same time the Donald Duck being Donald Duck he will quack as quack will regardless of what he truly means or intends...
...we all know Donald can't help his quacking.
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#245 2016-03-18 09:42:45
It doesn't really matter, anyway.
When you have inbred retards like Mitch McConnell running the Senate, we're fucked regardless of who is President.
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#246 2016-03-18 12:17:57
The system in place of goverment by special interests runs the President more than any one administration could reshape policy. Seems to me it matters little who is the figurehead in charge these days. Those $800 million "capability" contracts are not going away anytime soon.
I was in Bath Maine last fall where we have spent billions keeping the ship building facility alive since Daddy Bush's recession. Doing so with war contracts instead of converting to some useful maritime economic activity. While I was there the Navy bean counters announced their intention of scrapping 3 just built littoral attack ships. 2 were still being outfitted there on the docks. They knew long ago that these things could not do any useful job in modern warfare but kept spending the billions constructing them and keeping a few jobs alive and lining the pockets of fat cats.
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#247 2016-03-18 16:12:43
“Give the people what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.” - The Kinks
Everyone is talking about Trump building this wall or changing these visa rules or whatever. But I get the feeling that's all just election grease, once he's firmly in the White House, it's anyone's guess what will happen next. I'm sure the friction between him and the political machine will reduce the effect of his rhetoric until he's essentially neutered. He's the one guy in the race that isn't being carefully run by a cabal of political hacks. (Which is pretty obvious if you try to follow any of his "message".)
I would LOVE to get a quick peek at the VP shortlists of the candidates though...
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#248 2016-03-18 17:19:08
GooberMcNutly wrote:
I would LOVE to get a quick peek at the VP shortlists of the candidates though...
Definitely FAP material. I still don't think he'll stick, who want's that fucking hassle?
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#249 2016-03-19 22:21:00
#250 2016-03-21 06:36:43
I notice that Phred hasn't been around to extol the virtues of the conservative candidates yet. I wonder why that could be?
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