#1 2016-04-13 07:57:38
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[Subtext: Frogs try to steal Indonesia's thunder...]
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#2 2016-04-14 10:42:59
If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.
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#3 2016-04-14 11:02:32
GooberMcNutly wrote:
If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.
That's no lie. I just read the other day that golf may have started in France three centuries before it was standardized in Scotland.
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#4 2016-04-14 11:51:34
Baywolfe wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.
That's no lie. I just read the other day that golf may have started in France three centuries before it was standardized in Scotland.
Wait... hitting a rock with a stick wasn't invented in Scottland?
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#5 2016-04-14 14:28:59
Emmeran wrote:
Baywolfe wrote:
GooberMcNutly wrote:
If it exists, the French did it first, are the best at it and don't care if you do it differently.
That's no lie. I just read the other day that golf may have started in France three centuries before it was standardized in Scotland.
Wait... hitting a rock with a stick wasn't invented in Scottland?
No, they just added all the stupid rules about how to hit a rock with a stick. I would have thought that it would have originated in the Yorkshire Dales. They don't have all those rock walls for nothing, you know.
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#6 2016-04-14 15:03:10
Golf is a leisurely walk through a beautiful park that is ruined by a little white ball.
Bragging about inventing it is like arguing on the internet...
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#7 2016-04-15 16:51:36
I still can't understand why you can't take your dog golfing. If I'm going for a walk on a nice day, I'm bringing the dog.
But painting? Made me think of
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#8 2016-04-16 16:42:36
XregnaR wrote:
Golf is a leisurely walk through a beautiful park that is ruined by a little white ball.
Bragging about inventing it is like arguing on the internet...
Twain did NOT say:
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#9 2016-04-16 18:32:48
Neither did Yogi.
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