#5051 2016-06-29 01:09:52

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#5052 2016-06-29 02:21:01

The following banners have not won enough delegates and will not be appearing at the Convention this fall, or anywhere else except in the tears of the people who submitted them. While claims of ballot tampering and irregularities in the caucuses have been made, no action will be taken except to remind all crybabies that they should have familiarized themselves with the rules before running out from behind mommy's skirts.

A few other banners have also been removed for arbitrary reasons, all complaints having to do with them will be carefully and fairly considered before being ignored.

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#5053 2016-06-29 10:07:31

I am honored to be so well represented in your selection.  I am tempted to say that to be rejected here is, well, heartening.  Oops.  I guess I was more than tempted.  Keep up the good work, TP, your work counts for little!

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#5054 2016-06-29 19:07:34

Fled wrote:

I am honored to be so well represented in your selection.  I am tempted to say that to be rejected here is, well, heartening.  Oops.  I guess I was more than tempted.  Keep up the good work, TP, your work counts for little!

It wasn't personal, it was just business.

Vote early and often would be my advice, if it wasn't actually 'make more banners'.

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#5055 2016-06-30 10:17:08

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#5056 2016-06-30 20:27:05

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#5057 2016-07-03 07:35:57

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#5058 2016-07-03 13:37:34

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#5059 2016-07-03 17:42:05

The clock collection.

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#5060 2016-07-04 20:04:23

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#5061 2016-07-05 04:44:12

Tall Paul wrote:

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Paul, you've beat the same campaign banner to death for a calendar year. For the last time, please stop.

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#5062 2016-07-05 06:16:34

Maybe a year lasts five months where you live, although I admit it seems like the campaign has been going on for five years. But, it should go without saying, if you think you can do better at making 800-pixel giggle slivers by all means have at it.

My position is that the present presidential three-clusterfuck circus is fair game for satire, parody, mockery, lampoon or anything else your thesaurus can cough up. If a unified set of banners mocking each major candidate is something that your sensibilities just can't handle then say so. If the very concept is too stupid for words, I can take them all down. If you have a Hillary hard-on that droops every time she's twitted, then say that and be done with it.

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#5063 2016-07-05 14:17:37

Tall Paul wrote:

My position is that the present presidential three-clusterfuck circus is fair game

"High-Street urges you to vote for the manikin of your choice."

Says who?

We get it, Paul, there is only one choice.

Abide, or go beat a dead horse somewhere else.

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#5064 2016-07-05 16:48:54

Says me.

Would you prefer "Vote for the man of someone elses choice"? Or is "Coarse and offensive satire is
worshipped here. You were warned." just a phrase that applies to other people? Can you only say something once around here? Big Cat (for one) will be shocked to learn that.

I'm sure you've noticed that I play the part of an absolute dictator, drunk with power since I took over the duty of clicking on a few buttons every now and on then on this thread. For laughs. If you want to take over, that's fine by me.

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#5065 2016-07-05 22:05:44

It bears regular repeating. Banners are eye candy - not eye bleach, branding, nor agitprop - intended first and last to lure in the unsuspecting.

Fuck political sock puppets, or as Roger That so eloquently told any who'd listen, "Take it to Drudge!"

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#5066 2016-07-06 01:11:40

choad wrote:

It bears regular repeating. Banners are eye candy - not eye bleach, branding, nor agitprop - intended first and last to lure in the unsuspecting.

Fuck political sock puppets, or as Roger That so eloquently told any who'd listen, "Take it to Drudge!"

I'd say "hear, hear" except The High Street Institute for Comparative Analysis series, which I feel a certain parental link to, isn't exactly apolitical.

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#5067 2016-07-06 05:41:29

Fair enough. I think you're wrong, the unsuspecting also be judging the site by the weird-ass layout and the ancient software, but fair enough. It's your bailiwick. 

Anyway, I guess I won't be needing this anymore:

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#5068 2016-07-08 23:15:14

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#5069 2016-07-10 11:51:50

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#5070 2016-07-11 06:07:31

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#5071 2016-07-11 06:20:23

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#5072 2016-07-11 06:22:49

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#5073 2016-07-11 21:45:20

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#5074 2016-07-12 04:13:42

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#5075 2016-07-13 00:32:02

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#5076 2016-07-13 19:38:29

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#5077 2016-07-13 21:40:37

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#5078 2016-07-17 22:40:41

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#5079 2016-07-20 01:50:04

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#5080 2016-07-23 21:22:57

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#5081 2016-07-27 19:26:42

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#5082 2016-07-29 16:40:01

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#5083 2016-07-30 04:40:39

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#5084 2016-08-02 20:56:59

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#5085 2016-08-06 21:48:05

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#5086 2016-08-06 22:29:42

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#5087 2016-08-10 10:05:47

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#5088 2016-08-10 10:06:32

Paul, I have no interest in tangling assholes with lawyers. Your last banner is gone. Try that again, and so are you.

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#5089 2016-08-10 17:03:43

choad wrote:

Paul, I have no interest in tangling assholes with lawyers. Your last banner is gone. Try that again, and so are you.

As you may have noticed it was set for registered viewers only, and don't strain yourself: I'm gone already.

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#5090 2016-08-12 16:33:05

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#5091 2016-08-13 16:48:54

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#5092 2016-08-16 21:00:26

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#5093 2016-08-23 01:20:53

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#5094 2016-08-25 14:38:26

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#5096 2016-09-09 10:56:53

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#5098 2016-09-11 21:40:53

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#5099 2016-09-13 10:23:38

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#5100 2016-09-20 21:56:31

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