#1 2008-01-15 18:18:28
I can't find the vid quickly enough at the YouTubes, but that scummy rag, the New York Post, has thoughtfully reproduced it for you all to gawp at in befuddlement. Tom Cruise's mission, should he choose to accept it: Shlock and Bore.
For some reason, I am driven by a desire to recut this with a really thrashy version of Madonna's 'Erotica,' but with the 'new' lyrics my friends and I produced shortly after it first came out: "Neurotic! Neurotic! Put your hands all over my psyche! Neurotic!"
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#2 2008-01-15 18:22:15
You stupid little cunt.
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#4 2008-01-15 21:50:34
pENIx strikes again!
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#6 2008-01-16 11:00:46
Umm... your link, Tojo, simply confirms it as a hat.
Auto-edited on 2020-08-02 to update URLs
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#7 2008-01-16 12:43:52
Here's an explanation of the CruiseBabble(tm)
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 … -video.php
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#8 2008-01-16 15:56:37
whosasailorthen wrote:
Umm... your link, Tojo, simply confirms it as a hat.
So? I already figured that out w/in ten minutes of posting...tho not before PTSDmiffs had a chance to write me a lil love note.
Roger_That wrote:
Here's an explanation of the CruiseBabble
Vewwy innerestin, but it's not a language, it's jargon. Anyone with a job uses jargon of some kind or another, and it's apparently Cruise's job to recruit, indoctrinate, and spread the spiritual bankruptcy of his cult. One telltale sign of cult-y badness is jargon that's intentionally obscure to non-initiates. I was figuring a key to 'understanding' his babble would emerge sooner or later.
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#10 2008-01-17 12:59:54
Oh, and the best part is when Tom says he's met L. Ron Hubbard, and all the "Leaders" of the church.
Tom Sees Dead People.
He also salutes the photo of L.Ron Hubbard, military style.
Crazy Train is about to derail.
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#11 2008-01-17 13:42:21
I think he spent too much time breathing deeply at the amphetamizer. Speaking of Cruises . . . > http://www.lebontempsroule.org/monica_l … cruise.htm
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#12 2008-01-17 14:44:49
Fled wrote:
I think he spent too much time breathing deeply at the amphetamizer. Speaking of Cruises . . . > http://www.lebontempsroule.org/monica_l … cruise.htm
A cigar and blowjob themed cruise; I can see where that would have an appeal to a certain segment of the population.
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#13 2008-01-17 14:55:31
Hell, the boat's name is "Let the good times roll"...(up a phatty and shove it in a twat).
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#15 2008-01-17 17:30:16
Just to be clear, I think the country would be a whole lot better off if GW had spent more time in the pantry staining blue dresses than attending to the nations business, as it were. That said, the bumper sticker provides only a very attenuated reason for backing Hillary. There must be better ones. I just can't think of anyright now.
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#16 2008-01-17 20:02:23
Johnny Rotten wrote:
Well now that's timely, as it is her anniversary today.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4889/monicaqs0.jpg
Holy shit, that's my car! Exact make, model, year, color. (minus the billary sticker)
AHAH awesome
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#17 2008-01-17 22:37:53
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#18 2008-01-17 23:43:26
Oh, this should be good. I wonder if 4chan is going to make the news again.
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