#1 2017-05-05 12:09:08
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#2 2017-05-07 23:56:34
Maybe they just want to jam with us.
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#3 2017-05-08 00:16:42
square wrote:
Maybe they just want to jam with us.
https://cruelery.com/uploads/72_closeencounters.jpg
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I'm sure there are still more lurking in there somewhere, waiting to rip off their masks and reveal themselves.
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#4 2017-05-08 06:36:23
I think our interaction with aliens will be more like a Hong Kong thing.
We refuse equal trade and stuff, so the aliens get our people addicted to space nugs and rile up opposition to the gov't.
Then after a brief battle where they defeat us soundly, they force us to lease them the moon for 999 years where they conduct trade and attempt to manipulate the new world gov't.
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#5 2017-05-08 09:46:09
Cliki for Wiki
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#6 2017-05-13 23:52:19
Think they'll understand our unhinged laughter when they demand, "Take me to your leader!"?
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#7 2017-05-14 10:45:02
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#8 2017-05-14 12:10:08
Make that 2020 and it's perfect
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#9 2017-05-14 14:47:29
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on Vogons Trump.
Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Trump: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders – signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Trump is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Trump to read poetry at you.
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#10 2017-05-14 15:41:36
Baywolfe wrote:
Here is what to do if you want to get a lift from a Trump: forget it. They are one of the most unpleasant races in the Galaxy. Not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without orders – signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Trump is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. On no account should you allow a Trump to read poetry at you.
On no account should you allow a Trump to post tweets about you.
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#11 2017-05-14 16:32:22
Emmeran wrote:
On no account should you allow a Trump to post tweets about you.
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