#1 2017-04-24 14:46:23
1) I thought this kind of investor mania for pointless shit had been put to rest with the "dot-com" craze. I guess I'm naive.
2) I have come to love Albert Burneko's writing.
The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice...out of a bag of juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice...out of bags of juice. Bags...with built-in spouts...that are filled with juice.
Who wants one for their birthday?!
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#2 2017-04-24 15:24:58
No thanks. I think that squeezing the juice from bags of squeezed juice will, somehow, disrupt the time-space continuum and the device and everything around it will be sucked into a black hole.
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#3 2017-05-19 22:02:57
There's an update!
My favorite part: When the office became infested with insects, the company's founder forced an employee to search for a "catch and release" pest control service.
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#4 2017-05-20 09:05:42
Wait for the next model. What it does to toothpaste will shock you!
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#5 2017-05-20 17:36:12
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#6 2017-05-20 20:06:28
The can redemption collection:
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