pALEPHx wrote:

I'm sure you caught the brief moment toward the end where a cop, using his "large-volume pepper spray unit" just sorta casually zaps a woman who happens to be standing near him.

I guess she finally learned the lesson the most of us mastered in 1st grade - "when there's trouble get the hell out of Dodge before you get a share of it"

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