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#2 2017-08-04 11:48:08

Applicant must taste like pickle.

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#3 2017-08-04 15:07:17

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    Frequent travel may be required

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#4 2017-08-04 15:21:05

Had to be done:

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#5 2017-08-04 20:20:07

Pay grade SL/ST that's 120k$, not bad. That'd be quite a nice rise for me, if I could cover the requirements.

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#6 2017-08-04 21:01:48

Platymingo wrote:

Pay grade SL/ST that's 120k$, not bad. That'd be quite a nice rise for me, if I could cover the requirements.

Your experience working with the alien life forms here at the forum would have to work in your favor I would think.

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#7 2017-08-05 06:06:57

Platymingo wrote:

Pay grade SL/ST that's 120k$, not bad. That'd be quite a nice rise for me, if I could cover the requirements.

It's all about the resume brother, think of how that would read on your resume

National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), Houston, TX                                           Aug. 2017 - Mar 2021
Planetary Protection Officer
Oversaw protection of human species against...

It was a pretty complicated application process but I stuck through it, in the final section I pleaded with them to send a formal letter of rejection instead of the usual email and specifically asked they use the terminology used for losers of the meritorious selection process in the military (which reads:  "Individual was considered for meritorious promotion but due to keen competition was not selected at this time").  I want something to frame that says I was in the race to be the first PLANETARY PROTECTION OFFICER!!!

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