High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / My Fake Baby

Roger_That · 2008-01-24 13:32:39

http://www.glumbert.com/media/myfakebaby

Taint · 2008-01-24 14:17:15

Maternal urges rearing their ugly head, RT? In that case, you'll need My Fake Daddy© to make it possible.

pALEPHx · 2008-01-24 14:41:58

I'll see your revolting fake babies and raise you one revolting reality show.

Roger_That · 2008-01-24 15:04:47

Heh. My maternal urges are about as strong as your desire for pussy.

RT

Johnny Rotten · 2008-01-24 16:21:24

pALEPHx wrote:
I'll see your revolting fake babies and raise you one revolting reality show.

Jeez, breaking no social boundries here. Not only are there no blondes with brunettes they are all harmoniously matched in skin tones throughout the spectrum.

fnord · 2008-01-24 17:47:27

Johnny Rotten wrote:
pALEPHx wrote:
I'll see your revolting fake babies and raise you one revolting reality show.
Jeez, breaking no social boundries here. Not only are there no blondes with brunettes they are all harmoniously matched in skin tones throughout the spectrum.

I think that was a wise move. Many people are vaguely disturbed by images of interracial couples, though thanks to years of PC conditioning, they can’t articulate why this bothers them and therefore stifle their feelings.

pALEPHx · 2008-01-24 19:08:10

fnord wrote:
I think that was a wise move.

Moreover, they're marketing this as "It's not reality television. It's birth control!"

Perhaps, they should hand out interracial babies to the lot so they each can fumble over how to "expose their child to ethnic cultures" at a later age.

PRODUCER: OK, your story is you're infertile. Here's your adopted Chinese infant. See if you can wean her onto wontons before the sixth episode.

COUPLE: But don't they kill girl babies where this comes from?

PRODUCER: Would you be willing to do that on camera?

Lurker · 2008-01-24 23:41:56

ya know we'd all be better off if more people had these.

tojo2000 · 2008-01-25 00:23:11

Is it just me, or is the narrator the same guy from "Rare Exports"?

priapism · 2008-01-26 09:27:49

My children are a lot older now, and you don't get the attention anymore...

If she is lacking attention, I'd be more than happy to give her some. She is a fine MILF with a delicious British accent. I'd tie her up, gag her with the clothes from one of those ridiculous fake babies, and then give every orifice all the attention it needed.