Umm.. does he get the 40 virgins?

Oh, wait.... no... that's that other fucked up religion.

Nevermind.

Well, of course there is a non-fucked up religion. If everyone would simply pray to Gladys the Parking Goddess, the world would be a truly better, more peaceful place.

Heathen.

headkicker_girl wrote:

I'm accepting donations for the Divine Church of the Headkicker.

Don't you need at least two more husbands to qualify?

choad wrote:

headkicker_girl wrote:

I'm accepting donations for the Divine Church of the Headkicker.

Don't you need at least two more husbands to qualify?

One husband at a time is plenty.

Ahh.. Playboy channel...

You know, that brings back memories..... I really miss "Playboy After Dark".... no other program has ever really dupicated that live, 'at the party' atmosphere where you listened to conversations and mingled, and pretty much anything could happen... and often did.  The discussions were never as good as the Dick Cavett show, but still so very different from any other show.  They really should consider bringing back PAD - after all, the Playboy brand is coming back bigtime with kids - I think the time is right, no?

Here Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead discusses the Hippie movement, complete with the lovely Barbi Benton...

...and Deep Purple offers a performance, of sorts...



...and Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate discuss nudity and sex, just shortly before she was murdered...



... even the show's opening was *pure* hip, jazzy 60's - absolutely superb...

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Johnny Rotten wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Umm.. does he get the 40 virgins?

Oh, wait.... no... that's that other fucked up religion.

Nevermind.

No he gets his own planet to live on forever with all his wives. If Mormon heaven sounds alout like a Mormon hell remember that on his new planet he truely gets to be head of the household.

Are you shitting us?  Do Morons REALLY believe they will have  their own planet? I wonder which Mormon's planet we're on...or would that be GAWD? Go ahead pull the other leg, it's got bells on it.

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Johnny Rotten wrote:

whosasailorthen wrote:

Ahh.. Playboy channel...

...

Here Jerry Garcia of the Grateful Dead discusses the Hippie movement, complete with the lovely Barbi Benton...

Rock Scully says that they found the whole contrived
playboy ethos of constrained bachannalia at the show rather ridiculus and quite uptight. So they went around surreptitiously dosing much of the drinks being consumed on the set during that filming  I can't remember if they were able to get Hef's because he had his people guarding it. By the end of the filming things amongst the audience and production crew started to come unglued rather nicely.

Jeezus!  What is this? A dead mormon thread or a pussy-fest?  Wait, redundant, sorry.

fnord wrote:

I just realized how we could solve the whole Muslim Terrorist problem!  Convince the Muslims that Mormons have a better deal in the afterlife!  Think about it, Muslims get 40 virgins if they are lucky, Mormons are guaranteed thousands.  Muslims get a section of Allah’s garden; Mormons get a whole damn planet and get to be Allah’s equal.  Mormons may be fucked up, but at least they aren’t suicide bombers.  Problem solved!

I'll pass on any religion that leaves me stuck with wives or 72 ex-virgins as part of the heaven deal.

Give me Valhalla - Booze, Food and Sluts - that's my idea of heaven