#1 2018-04-25 00:05:46

Miss Universe 2013 Host Confirms: Trump Spent The Night

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#3 2018-04-25 11:06:37

Are you going to believe the facts or are you going to believe a delusional pathological liar?

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#4 2018-04-25 20:54:40

While I really want there to be a pee tape, I'm disinclined to believe it exists because it's not on the internet. Because if it WAS on the internet, we all would have seen it by now.

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#5 2018-04-25 21:34:53

This is the only mildly amusing story our first toddler apresident is ever liable to tell.

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#6 2018-04-26 15:33:48

While I'm not a Trump fan by any measure, I thought we all decided to stop kink-shaming.

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#7 2018-04-26 15:52:25

GooberMcNutly wrote:

While I'm not a Trump fan by any measure, I thought we all decided to stop kink-shaming.

Who's kink-shaming? What he does on his own time/dime is his business.

I just want hard evidence he's Putin's bitch, and it would destroy any semblance of credibility he has left. #FreeMelania

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#8 2018-04-26 16:03:41

GooberMcNutly wrote:

While I'm not a Trump fan by any measure, I thought we all decided to stop kink-shaming.

There is a level of public authority where after we don't allow kink, usually it has to do with our money, our health and our warriors lives.  So "No", you don't get to be a freak and be in charge, stay in private life if that is your thing. 

(Kink - is hard to define but if you need to sanitize the area afterwards it quite possibly crosses over that line)

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#9 2018-04-27 15:47:03

Emmeran wrote:

GooberMcNutly wrote:

While I'm not a Trump fan by any measure, I thought we all decided to stop kink-shaming.

There is a level of public authority where after we don't allow kink, usually it has to do with our money, our health and our warriors lives.  So "No", you don't get to be a freak and be in charge, stay in private life if that is your thing. 

(Kink - is hard to define but if you need to sanitize the area afterwards it quite possibly crosses over that line)

Always use the shower, Mon Aimee?

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#10 2018-04-27 16:06:28

I, for one, would rather he get his jollies by pissing on one prostitute than 300 million Americans, like the rest of the politicians. Unfortunately, it appears he is doing both.

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#11 2018-04-28 11:10:10

I would personally tithe 10% a year to send him and all his buddies to kink camp every congressional session if they would just leave the rest of us unmolested by political corruption and quid pro quo.

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#12 2018-04-28 11:44:57

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

I would personally tithe 10% a year to send him and all his buddies to kink camp every congressional session if they would just leave the rest of us unmolested by political corruption and quid pro quo.

Ahhh the hopeful dreams of the jaded cynic, Trump warms his tiny toes above the flames of those dreams being burnt back to harsh reality.

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#13 2018-04-28 21:52:18

He can count on it. Overstimulated, jaded and apathetic is exactly how he wants me and you to be. It's his sole strategy.

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