#1 2008-01-30 12:57:57
LOL Catz Vurzion: Welcom to Teh Holiez Bibul!!!
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
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#2 2008-01-30 13:01:39
1. In teh beginnin Invisible Man was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. And Invisible Man sayz, i can has light, and teh light wuz...
18. And Invisible Man sawed it wus the goodz, so wai.
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#3 2008-01-30 13:19:26
Then I seed a itty-bitty baby Lamb, lookin real dead. But it wuz standin on the fancy heaven chair an teh 4 aminulz and teh old doodz wuz around it. Teh itty-bitty baby Lamb has 7 hornz and 7 eyeses, which r also teh 7 kittehs of teh Ceiling Cat. (Liek teh 7 bukkits, member?)7 Teh itty-bitty dead baby Lamb stoled teh majik paperz from teh orange statchoo dood.8 When teh Lamb tooked teh paperz, all teh aminulz an all teh old doodz fell down again. An they all has harps an bowls of smelly stuff.
I tink teh cat dipt to deep in teh datura an hit hiz hed on teh seeling.
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#4 2008-01-30 13:33:05
1 The church of the Thessalonians, Ceiling Cat haz it. Paul and Silvanus and Timotheus sez to it: "Grace, you haz it. Peace you haz it. Ceiling Cat sez it."2 We luvs Ceiling Cat for Invisible Wants!!!3 We did remember you, and we did not forgetted it. Ceiling cat saw.4 Ceiling Cat won election! Hooray!5 Ceiling Cat not just speak, Invisible Cat speak too.6 And ye loveded Ceiling Cat, but Invisible Cat hurted you (in good wayz).7 Examples? U was it!8 Ceiling Cat? U did shout it. Now can stop plz.9 You did luvz Monorail Cat, but waz wrong. Ceiling Cat says O RLY? Now you do luvz Ceiling Cat.10 And we waiting for Ceiling Cat to make babies from the Ceiling. And he maded a son, but we broked it, but it got fixed.
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#5 2008-01-30 20:05:00
I've always thought cats were Satan's minions....that's why I love them. Witches familiars, all that dark, creepy stuff...oh, right, the Bibul is full o' teh creepy stuff. This should be fun....I'm bookmarking that site. Good find Dusty.
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#6 2008-01-30 23:36:30
And, it's got the "Meet Christian Singles" babe, too.
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#7 2008-02-01 13:14:47
My favorite passage in the Bible. I'm relieved to see the poetry and simple lyric beauty has been preserved:
Ruth sez "Nos. Where yu goes, I gos n' where yu stay, me too. Yus peeples mine 'n yus Ceiling Cat mine too kthx. "I dies where yu dies, n' there i is being dead. May teh Ceiling Cat killz me, deaths is all that wills separated us." Naomi sees Ruth. Stops yelling. They goes.
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#8 2008-02-02 02:41:46
I’ve always loved the fact the words spoken by Ruth, which are incorporated into many wedding ceremonies, are of one woman declaring her undying love for another woman. Boaz, the man Ruth married seems to have been a major queen. His only functions appear to have been sperm donor and bill payer, because Naomi (the woman Ruth declared undying love for) is credited with being the other parent of Ruth’s son.
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#9 2008-02-02 15:32:04
That hasn't been lost on many homos, either. When my - now former - partner and I did the commitment ceremony thing (Note: one public declaration of mutual commitment is good for 7.9 years) we included it in our vows. This is notable because - being Buddhist - it obviously wasn't part of the liturgy in any shape or form. We read the passage before the liturgy actually began.
Still, LOL cat aside, Ruth is a beautiful book and along with Job, my favorite book in the Bible.
Last edited by Taint (2008-02-02 15:32:36)
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