Lurker wrote:

Unholy Shit!  For half a second I thought Anton LaVey had risen.... then I saw he actually fucking appeals to farmers....well, I guess the clodhoppers need a voice....
though a bit more expensive than the mormons...

Today dawns a new era of prosperity! All citizens shall joyously offer half their wages this month. You shall use your phone and dial one of the three agencies allowed to collect these funds. The numbers are 1-800-525-6285, 1-888-397-3742, or 1-800-680-7289. You must give them a credit card or bank account number. If tribute is not forthcoming, rest assured these agencies have all powers to appropriate what is yours! They shall enslave you, and one day, your heirs!

Pffft,

I already got the same lifetime deal with the IRS, why switch horses midstream.