#1 2019-11-06 11:03:25
DAILY MAIL: Man has an eight-inch SCREWDRIVER removed from his rectum after pushing it so far up it poked through his intestine and nearly killed him
The "Rectum? Damn near killed 'im." was too predictable.
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#2 2019-11-06 14:33:44
Nice to see you are still out there with your head in the right place.
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#3 2019-11-06 14:42:52
Hey, when those hemorrhoids start itching, they need scratching.
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#4 2019-11-06 18:18:50
Why is it bent?!
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#5 2019-11-06 23:54:02
BorderCount wrote:
Why is it bent?!
Because he sat on it. You didn't expect him to stand that whole time?
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#6 2019-11-07 03:39:32
hedgewizard wrote:
BorderCount wrote:
Why is it bent?!
Because he sat on it. You didn't expect him to stand that whole time?
No, but given that it's steel, I would imagine that sitting would just move the thing around, push it in further. Imagine the force needed to bend that thing.
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#7 2019-11-07 13:17:04
Obviously he needed a handle to move the handle...
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#8 2019-11-08 01:13:09
BorderCount wrote:
hedgewizard wrote:
BorderCount wrote:
Why is it bent?!
Because he sat on it. You didn't expect him to stand that whole time?
No, but given that it's steel, I would imagine that sitting would just move the thing around, push it in further. Imagine the force needed to bend that thing.
I don't need to imagine. I've bent a few, very few of the dozens I've owned. I've also blown chunks out of them while working around live wires, broken tips in normal use, and busted a handle or two. It was a poor attempt at humor.
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#9 2019-11-08 10:45:10
But we digress. Why would he not get a 12" dildo to handle his needs?
Who says, "Yep, that screwdriver is exactly what I'm looking for!" (rhetorical question)
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#10 2019-11-08 16:27:39
Baywolfe wrote:
But we digress. Why would he not get a 12" dildo to handle his needs?
Who says, "Yep, that screwdriver is exactly what I'm looking for!" (rhetorical question)
What? And embarrass himself?
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