There's nothing I don't love about this headline.

Napoleon expert confesses to murder in Russia after severed arms found in backpack

A prominent Saint Petersburg-based Napoleon expert has confessed to murdering his young lover and former student after he was hauled out of the icy Moika River with a backpack containing a woman's arms.

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Sokolov was reportedly drunk and fell into the Moika, a tributary of the Neva, in central Saint Petersburg as he tried to dispose of body parts near the offices of investigators.

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