Actually fire is my favorite tool for separating rabid cordite-sniffers from their weapons.  I find indirect incendiaries to be the best, home-built knee mortars are the most effect.

However should it come to a general uprising we'll probably become very familiar with the distant thunder of the 205's.

So much for the cordite sniffers and their silly 5.56s or 7.62s.

Emmeran wrote:

Actually fire is my favorite tool for separating rabid cordite-sniffers from their weapons.  I find indirect incendiaries to be the best, home-built knee mortars are the most effect.

However should it come to a general uprising we'll probably become very familiar with the distant thunder of the 205's.

So much for the cordite sniffers and their silly 5.56s or 7.62s.

Don't pick on the 5.56 or 7.62!  Very handy in given situations!

As Outsiders whet their appetite on the increase of what we sourdoughs label  as cabin fever there was a minor full-moon-flareup down the road.  Wife-unit's friend, a most colorful and down to earth lady, after a drug/alcohol infused isolate-at-home therapy session, found herself at odds with husband #7. 

The friction culminated in her shooting him in the leg.  (Apparently, boundaries weren't set after a prior stabbing).  Alarmed neighbors contacted police.  Husband, in this own drunken stupor, conveyed he had inadvertently poked himself with a knife..or something. All smiles. Once our intrepid boys in blue departed, she proceeded to dig out the lead and sew him up.  Courtesy of readily available fishing gear. 

The following morning (today), he was emotionally distraught she would still be angry.  Instead of squeezing off another round, she ordered him off to his job at Brown Jug Liquors. However, this time she didn't drive him - the usual method of conveyance as his DL suspended -> DUI #4. Instead, made him ride his bicycle.   

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Meanwhile, on the home-front, it's been backgammogeddon and replenishing monthly wine allocation on a weekly basis. Then it's off to work helping keep the "lifeblood" of international commerce flowing.

Making the most of our plandemic while it lasts.  Hope U R 2!     

Thought i'd share.

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Baywolfe wrote:

I can't go play golf

See now, in the normal game of Golf you aren't putting lip locks on your golf partners.  Perhaps the game you play is different from the one I play.

When in golf do you ever get within 15 feet of another player?

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Baywolfe wrote:

Emmeran wrote:

Baywolfe wrote:

I can't go play golf

When in golf do you ever get within 15 feet of another player?

Well, in the golf cart to begin with, unless you play alone, and even then you have to have faith that they decontaminated it from the last player that used it.  You have to touch the same flag and pull your ball out of the same hole that several other people have touched.  Oh, and the course has to be open and not declared a non-essential business.  It's early and the Texas golf season lasts until the end of the year even up in Dallas.  I can hit balls in the hitting cage my son and I built several years ago in the meantime until things get back closer to normal.

Also, the latest Conventional Wisdom is that this virus--which travels in your breath, not just in sneezes and coughs--can spread up to 12 feet away from a carrier who is not exerting himself.  If the carrier is exerting himself and breathing more heavily, it can spread even farther.
That's not to minimize the dangers of practically every type of surface you can come across in a public setting.
I feel a little like Howard Hughes typing all this, but sadly it's all true.  By being careful we can do real damage to the rate of spread of this disease, but until we have a vaccine we will all remain in danger.

Emmeran wrote:

George Orr wrote:

I feel a little like Howard Hughes typing all this, but sadly it's all true.  By being careful we can do real damage to the rate of spread of this disease, but until we have a vaccine we will all remain in danger.

Sweetie, we're all going to get it and it's just a question of how each of our bodies handles it.

Still in the end, nobody gets out of here alive.

You first.  I'm not quite ready yet.

The barter economy is back!

COVID should be example #1 why sex workers should be a regulated industry, at least as regulated as a nail salon. You can't quarantine a black market business like you can a high street shop unless you turn it into a high street shop.

Nothing will stop this train.





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