#1 2008-02-09 19:57:57

kim

True Story:

Boyfriend of three years, living together and all that, turns out to be a closet homo. Found this out about a week ago, moved out, asked myself the "why me?" question and think that all in all it is a pretty good true story to share with friends. Though, WTF?

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#2 2008-02-09 20:01:08

Hope he didn't share any "diseases"....

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#3 2008-02-09 20:08:00

kim wrote:

True Story:

Boyfriend of three years, living together and all that, turns out to be a closet homo. Found this out about a week ago, moved out, asked myself the "why me?" question and think that all in all it is a pretty good true story to share with friends. Though, WTF?

Why whine if you had three good years?  Were you foolishly hoping for eternity maybe?

count your blessings and get a blood test

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#4 2008-02-09 20:17:23

Hey kim, stick a cork in that pie hole[s] of your's.

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#5 2008-02-09 20:37:44

You have been told before:

This is not your blog.

Fuck's sake.

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#6 2008-02-09 21:09:47

Did he ask you to wear strap-ons and stick things up his ass?

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#7 2008-02-09 21:16:35

priapism wrote:

Did he ask you to wear strap-ons and stick things up his ass?

Snorkle!

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#8 2008-02-09 22:17:58

sic

Here Kim, dear, confuse the shit out of him then...

http://i28.tinypic.com/dzasky.jpg

Last edited by choad (2008-02-11 01:30:27)

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#9 2008-02-09 22:26:51

That's nothing new -
I have a friend about 25 years ago, she was engaged, she was "the only girl in his life"
She came home from work early one day and found him in bed with another guy.

He hadn't lied, she was the only girl - but he had several boyfriends he was seeing on the side.

But, if he's hot you could send him my way.

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#10 2008-02-09 22:40:18

Kyfe wrote:

send him my way

Not without having a bit of target practice.

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#11 2008-02-09 23:51:09

Honey, don't feel bad, I once had a boyfriend that fucked around with guys as well.

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#12 2008-02-10 21:45:14

I am seriously curious.  Is it that possible to hide your sexual preference for years from the person you are actively banging?  I mean, then that makes you bisexual, not just gay.  Am I not correct, that most gay men don't want to bang a chick ever?  So if he is gay, then how was he actively managing to get turned on for sex with a chick?

That would be like me having several times a week sex with the bf, but secretly saying I'm a lesbian?  I mean, I can't imagine wanting to have sex with a female, because I'm not gay.  I assume it works the same for gays.

So I guess I"m thinking...how do you not know?  Are you not having sex ?  Does he surf gay porn?  Does he have gay friends?  Has he ever mentioned wanting to suck cock?  Seriously.  I'm not even trying to be smart.  Do you even look back now and wonder "how did I not see that...yeah, he did *that* and I always thought *that* was weird..."  Did he ever want you to peg him with a dildo???

I'm figuring if Kim is going to treat this like her blog, I might as well get something out of it.  I know of one person who's BF turned out to be gay, but this happened years after they were together (meaning they didn't break up because she caught him with gay porn or doing another guy).

SRSLY.

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#13 2008-02-10 22:36:06

Well now, Woggah, from our interactions here, does Our Kim not strike you as being an unbelievably dim bulb?

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#14 2008-02-10 23:08:21

http://www.techbasic.net/idlewyse/2386.jpg

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#15 2008-02-11 00:14:41

OK, Dusty, that is seriously one of the more disturbing pictures I've seen here.

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#16 2008-02-11 01:20:11

George Orr wrote:

Well now, Woggah, from our interactions here, does Our Kim not strike you as being an unbelievably dim bulb?

or a depressingly thin alter-ego.

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#18 2008-02-11 08:07:50

George Orr wrote:

Well now, Woggah, from our interactions here, does Our Kim not strike you as being an unbelievably dim bulb?

Ah, question answered.

George Orr.  Always the ray of light in my sometimes cobweb ridden mind.

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#19 2008-02-11 08:08:26

JESUS.  WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????????

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#20 2008-02-11 10:28:57

Roger_That wrote:

JESUS.  WTF???????????????????????????????????????????????????

That is even creepier than most clowns. Where is that from and is there more?

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#21 2008-02-11 10:36:16

No, no more...please.  I don't need to have nightmares of this shit!

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#22 2008-02-11 12:18:40

Roger_That wrote:

No, no more...please.  I don't need to have nightmares of this shit!

I will bring out little friend when he is needed..... heh.

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#23 2008-02-11 12:41:30

Roger_That wrote:

I am seriously curious.  Is it that possible to hide your sexual preference for years from the person you are actively banging?  I mean, then that makes you bisexual, not just gay.  Am I not correct, that most gay men don't want to bang a chick ever?  So if he is gay, then how was he actively managing to get turned on for sex with a chick?

That would be like me having several times a week sex with the bf, but secretly saying I'm a lesbian?  I mean, I can't imagine wanting to have sex with a female, because I'm not gay.  I assume it works the same for gays.

So I guess I"m thinking...how do you not know?  Are you not having sex ?  Does he surf gay porn?  Does he have gay friends?  Has he ever mentioned wanting to suck cock?  Seriously.  I'm not even trying to be smart.  Do you even look back now and wonder "how did I not see that...yeah, he did *that* and I always thought *that* was weird..."  Did he ever want you to peg him with a dildo???

I'm figuring if Kim is going to treat this like her blog, I might as well get something out of it.  I know of one person who's BF turned out to be gay, but this happened years after they were together (meaning they didn't break up because she caught him with gay porn or doing another guy).

SRSLY.

But if you DO have sex with a chick will you please post some pics on here sweetie?

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#24 2008-02-11 13:12:11

Sorry Bigscat.  If I ever did swing that way, I surely wouldn't be posting evidence here of all places...

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#25 2008-02-11 15:11:29

Roger_That wrote:

Sorry Bigscat.  If I ever did swing that way, I surely wouldn't be posting evidence here of all places...

An audio file will do.

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#26 2008-02-11 15:21:59

Next time I groan in pleasure (while taking a dump) I'll record it.  You won't know the difference.

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#27 2008-02-11 16:06:40

Roger_That wrote:

Next time I groan in pleasure (while taking a dump) I'll record it.  You won't know the difference.

I used to have a smidgen of a crush, but I think after that the honeymoon is over.

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#28 2008-02-11 22:27:34

Roger_That wrote:

Next time I groan in pleasure (while taking a dump) I'll record it.  You won't know the difference.

Wow.  You're quick.  I'm used to hearing that music for far longer.

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#29 2008-02-12 08:20:03

Johnny Rotten wrote:

Roger_That wrote:

Next time I groan in pleasure (while taking a dump) I'll record it.  You won't know the difference.

I used to have a smidgen of a crush, but I think after that the honeymoon is over.

Yeah, poop talk often does that.

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#30 2008-02-12 10:50:09

Roger_That wrote:

Yeah, poop talk often does that.

Strange, I know it will destroy all the romance forever, but I will not be able to resist listning when you post it.

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#31 2008-02-12 12:30:14

Johnny Rotten wrote:

Strange, I know it will destroy all the romance forever, but I will not be able to resist listning when you post it.

And that, my friend, is why you belong here.

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#32 2008-02-12 14:16:15

It's always the nicest guys who have the most unpleasant fetishes.

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#33 2008-02-12 14:19:13

Yeah, and the straight ones too.

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