#1 2008-02-13 00:00:32
This makes me fuckin' laugh
The other day on BART, this asshole bum wheeled his pitiful ass onto the train. He starts yelling at me to move. Of course, I couldn't really hear him, blasting my iPod. But he was being rude. I wasnt even in the gimp seat.... I pointed to the other side of the train, which is where most smart cripples roll. But noooo, he had to make me move...I didn't flinch. He then backs his chair into me, tipping over and falling out. I still didn't get up, some guy helped him back in the chair (I wouldn't have touched the diseased, filthy fucker) He then tries it again, smashing into my leg....I got up and shouted in his face, "why don't you fucking cripples just stay at home? Oh! that's right, you DON'T have a home" He just glared at me... Not one person on that train even cared....he asked for it. I sure felt better....
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#2 2008-02-13 09:02:52
On Sterner's MySpace page, the 32-year-old cites interests that include wheelchair rugby, yoga, art shows and documentaries.
Important information! But they forgot to tell us his turn-ons include candle-lit dinners, chocolate and long rolls on the beach.
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#3 2008-02-13 13:11:13
Zook wrote:
...and long rolls on the beach.
Classic Cruel.
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#4 2008-02-13 13:49:31
veteran deputy Charlette Marshall-Jones, 44, dumping Brian Sterner out of his wheelchair
Fucked up first name and hyphenated surname: One of Fnords friends obviously
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#6 2008-02-13 18:34:56
Lurker wrote:
This makes me fuckin'
The other day on BART, this asshole bum wheeled his pitiful ass onto the train. .
Tipping over wheelchairs is my favourite hobby. Right after punching pregnant women in the guts.
Felch
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#7 2008-02-13 18:58:14
felch wrote:
Tipping over wheelchairs is my favourite hobby. Right after punching pregnant women in the guts.
Felch
What's the difference between a dead baby and a pregnant woman?
If you punch a dead baby, you don't get a pregnant woman.
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#8 2008-02-13 19:10:22
jesusluvspegging wrote:
felch wrote:
Tipping over wheelchairs is my favourite hobby. Right after punching pregnant women in the guts.
FelchWhat's the difference between a dead baby and a pregnant woman?
About 100 pounds.
Felch
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#9 2008-02-13 19:28:28
felch wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
felch wrote:
Tipping over wheelchairs is my favourite hobby. Right after punching pregnant women in the guts.
FelchWhat's the difference between a dead baby and a pregnant woman?
About 100 pounds.
Felch
An acceptable solution, but not the best one.
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#10 2008-02-13 19:46:21
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
um, dubya, not sure if you know, but there is this amazing new concept invented by humans...it's called "time"... it starts with something called "seconds" there are 60 of these "seconds" in a "minute". There are 60 "minutes" in an "hour", then there are 24 "hours" in a "day" (amazing, isn't it?) 30 or 31 "days" in a ""month", and 12 "months" in a "year" Anyway had you checked the "time" I posted this article, you would see it was 21:00:32 LAST NIGHT which is 9:00.32 p.m. If you check Wells' post of the video of the same incident, it was at 08:41.16, which is 8:41.16 a.m. THIS MORNING.
As you can see below, I have fitted you with one of my personal Monster Stiffy TM prophylactics. (used, of course) Now, be a good boy and scamper on over to Wells' post and present it to him. That's a good boy....
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#11 2008-02-13 20:59:45
Lurker wrote:
whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
um, dubya, not sure if you know, but there is this amazing new concept invented by humans...it's called "time"... it starts with something called "seconds" there are 60 of these "seconds" in a "minute". There are 60 "minutes" in an "hour", then there are 24 "hours" in a "day" (amazing, isn't it?) 30 or 31 "days" in a ""month", and 12 "months" in a "year" Anyway had you checked the "time" I posted this article, you would see it was 21:00:32 LAST NIGHT which is 9:00.32 p.m. If you check Wells' post of the video of the same incident, it was at 08:41.16, which is 8:41.16 a.m. THIS MORNING.
As you can see below, I have fitted you with one of my personal Monster Stiffy TM prophylactics. (used, of course) Now, be a good boy and scamper on over to Wells' post and present it to him. That's a good boy....
http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/3704 … orkea1.jpg
Whoops. What a douchebag. I didn't see your post until later this morning, after it had probably received a reply and been moved up in the queue. Is my face ever red.
Anyway.
What's pink, 17 inches long, and makes women scream?
Cribdeath.
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#12 2008-02-13 21:09:40
no problem, you might want to give a hat to Dusty and Square as well.....and that joke is soooo old. Still funny though.
You know what's long and hard on a black man?
3rd grade.... (that was for Fnord)
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#13 2008-02-13 21:34:07
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
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#14 2008-02-13 22:42:43
What do you call a black Smurf?
A Smigger.
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#15 2008-02-13 22:54:21
Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs?
Right where you left him.
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#16 2008-02-14 07:34:05
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs?
What's black and blue and hates sex ?
jesusluvspegging in prison.
Felch
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#17 2008-02-14 17:38:31
felch wrote:
jesusluvspegging wrote:
Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs?
What's black and blue and hates sex ?
jesusluvspegging in prison.
Hah!
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#18 2008-02-14 18:00:12
What has eight legs and says, "Ho de doe, ho de doe"?
Four Canadians running to the elevator.
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