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#705 2008-02-09 00:41:44
Well first, Taint, Miss Pudenda DeBris thanks you from the bottom of her heart for the banner. That night was a tribute to the aforementioned Jerome Caja...
THIS was from the "un-official" tribute....held at the Hole in the Wall....
Jerome was a talented queen that produced such works of art (with fingernail polish) as "Six-Pack of Assholes in the Schoolyard"
The rectums being painted on bottlecaps... she was an interesting person, carried her pieces around in her purse. She died about 13 years ago, but is still missed and loved.
ANYWAY, here is my latest banner....
A little distorted, but, right about now, so am I....
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#712 2008-02-13 21:31:37
when the fuck did this site get so friendly? It's much kinder here than my preschool parents forum even. I knew everybody was wicked smart, but what, everybody did a teambuilding workshop before signing on?
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#713 2008-02-13 21:37:26
icangetyouatoe wrote:
when the fuck did this site get so friendly?...I knew everybody was wicked smart, but what, everybody did a teambuilding workshop before signing on?
Thank you for saying we are "wicked smart." What the fuck are you, a fuckin' Yankee? Go suck a fuck, you fuck.
...That more like it?
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#714 2008-02-13 22:42:35
icangetyouatoe wrote:
when the fuck did this site get so friendly? It's much kinder here than my preschool parents forum even. I knew everybody was wicked smart, but what, everybody did a teambuilding workshop before signing on?
I think with Lurker's absinthe meltdown, the "Jews are killing the world" thread, and dirckman's anti-gay screed we temporarily used up a good deal of our venom. Don't worry, Frosty'll be back next winter.
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#716 2008-02-14 02:36:07
tojo2000 wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
when the fuck did this site get so friendly? It's much kinder here than my preschool parents forum even. I knew everybody was wicked smart, but what, everybody did a teambuilding workshop before signing on?
I think with Lurker's absinthe meltdown, the "Jews are killing the world" thread, and dirckman's anti-gay screed we temporarily used up a good deal of our venom. Don't worry, Frosty'll be back next winter.
No, Lurker's still a pinhead, Pale's skipped out, and Dirckman talks about himself in the third person which says more about him than I could ever say.
Fuck all.
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#717 2008-02-14 07:40:01
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Lurker's still a pinhead
and a good thing too, otherwise I'd have to be insulted....
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#719 2008-02-14 20:37:15
Thank you for saying we are "wicked smart." What the fuck are you, a fuckin' Yankee? Go suck a fuck, you fuck.
...That more like it?
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Okay, that's better. I was starting to feel a gnawing anxiety...though to be honest, I'd rather fuck with my fellow preschool parents than you guys, as it would be a bummer not to come here, since you make me think and laugh, as opposed to want to puke at the self satisfied, vaguely anxious, suburban angst that is suburban parenthood these days.
I mean, kind of. I'm still waiting for a Horseonovitch moment, however, simply because I enjoy fireworks.
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#720 2008-02-14 21:05:19
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Thank you for saying we are "wicked smart." What the fuck are you, a fuckin' Yankee? Go suck a fuck, you fuck.
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Okay, that's better. I was starting to feel a gnawing anxiety...though to be honest, I'd rather fuck with my fellow preschool parents than you guys, as it would be a bummer not to come here, since you make me think and laugh, as opposed to want to puke at the self satisfied, vaguely anxious, suburban angst that is suburban parenthood these days.
I mean, kind of. I'm still waiting for a Horseonovitch moment, however, simply because I enjoy fireworks.
Sorry, Toe, I gave up the Absinthe....and I could never hold a candle to Horse....
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#721 2008-02-14 21:16:54
nevermind.....
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#722 2008-02-15 14:07:33
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#723 2008-02-15 17:37:16
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Hey Choad, what about this as a vertical?
http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/5671 … bbawt3.jpg
Side images squat a while and demand a higher standard. Eyesore agenda content aside, column image greater than 200px wide won't display; less than 200px looks fucked. No text sweetner added. We're not selling anything.
While I'm at it, observe the ZOOKEEPER RULE; image distortion is Belgian. Stick with one font face per image. And if a banner header HAS to deviate from 800px by 200px, make it fucking good!
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#724 2008-02-15 20:27:50
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you mean distorted...like this?
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#725 2008-02-16 00:41:59
Naah, Lurker, Horse is to Lurker as cheap smelly cheese is to a quality Point Reyes Blue.
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#726 2008-02-16 02:28:56
Lurch Lurker, this thread is littered with ideas of mine that suck, like this one.
Don't take it personal. I don't.
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#727 2008-02-16 03:04:52
choad wrote:
While I'm at it, observe the ZOOKEEPER RULE; image distortion is Belgian. Stick with one font face per image. And if a banner header HAS to deviate from 800px by 200px, make it fucking good!
For some reason I keep thinking it's 800 x 250. Point taken. I'll make them the appropriate size in the future.
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#730 2008-02-17 02:57:01
Another suggested rule: spell "High-Street.Org" correctly.
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#732 2008-02-17 19:09:32
Thought I would join in on the fun
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#733 2008-02-17 19:38:39
I)arkZrobe wrote:
Thought I would join in on the fun
http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/120/ … otory6.jpg
That looks great! Banners on the toolbar at the top of the screen will throw it into the display rotation.
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#734 2008-02-17 20:37:01
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#735 2008-02-17 21:15:34
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#736 2008-02-17 22:39:20
I feel Special All Over Again
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#737 2008-02-17 23:32:31
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Lurch Lurker, this thread is littered with ideas of mine that suck, like this one.
https://cruelery.com/img/obama.jpg
Don't take it personal. I don't.
Maybe HIGH STREET, Scarring Children Since (Insert Date Here)
Made a few others... I wont submit this first banner till I get a ok... Not sure what the rules are for these things (And sadly afraid to offend someone)
And this one maybe for the side
If anyone can think of a saying for that one I will add it. I was thinking something about removing brains, innocence, etc.
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#738 2008-02-18 01:38:17
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If anyone can think of a saying for that one I will add it. I was thinking something about removing brains, innocence, etc.
Vertical banners are probably best left uncaptioned - this would be great without the "High Street." Also, my recollection is that max size for vertical banners is 200x400... choad?
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#739 2008-02-18 01:58:36
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Vertical banners are probably best left uncaptioned - this would be great without the "High Street." Also, my recollection is that max size for vertical banners is 200x400... choad?
Sidebar images most any length are fine. More or less than 200px wide gums up the works. As for text, I dunno. Something about lurker's bloody dress hit my gag reflex, I guess.
I)arkZrobe, the fresh bastard, beat me to exactly the same mobile home image.
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#742 2008-02-18 12:06:26
choad wrote:
square wrote:
Vertical banners are probably best left uncaptioned - this would be great without the "High Street." Also, my recollection is that max size for vertical banners is 200x400... choad?
Sidebar images most any length are fine. More or less than 200px wide gums up the works. As for text, I dunno. Something about lurker's bloody dress hit my gag reflex, I guess.
I)arkZrobe, the fresh bastard, beat me to exactly the same mobile home image.
O I am not that fresh... I was a longtime member of Cruel. I just now had time to make a banner.
Im glad I found this hell hole. I felt incomplete without you guys /me tear
Shit you made me emo Choad
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#743 2008-02-18 15:34:43
If you want a animated side bar...
If you want me to change something I can fix it.
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#744 2008-02-18 15:57:11
I)arkZrobe wrote:
If you want a animated side bar...
Ludwig Mies van der Rohe wrote:
Less is more.
Fo' shizzle.
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#748 2008-02-21 23:07:23
Something else to clutter the already-crowded sidebar:
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