#1 2008-02-22 01:03:46

A geriatric exhibitionist.

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#2 2008-02-22 01:31:56

Could sisterhood have hard core age issues?

There is wonder.   How would all those female react to the same situation with the only change being the age of Gloria.  The age should be much closer to all the other females in the clip.

Perhaps they just did not want to watch Gloria; flashes on their own futures were too uncomfortable.

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#3 2008-02-22 01:39:38

MSG Tripps wrote:

Could sisterhood have hard core age issues?

There is wonder.   How would all those female react to the same situation with the only change being the age of Gloria.  The age should be much closer to all the other females in the clip.

Perhaps they just did not want to watch Gloria; flashes on their own futures were too uncomfortable.

I can't wait until I'm old enough to get away with shit like that.

I'll fling around my fried-eggs-on-nails like it's no one's goddamn business, just like Gloria.

Joke of the day:

What do old people smell like?

Depends.

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#4 2008-02-22 02:01:18

Reminds me of this old classic:

An old man and his wife are sitting down, eating breakfast in silence.  Suddenly the old woman looks up and says, "Robert, put down your paper.  What happened to us?  Do you remember when we were young?  We used to have so much fun together.  We used to talk and laugh at breakfast."

The old man looks up from the newspaper and thinks about it a second, then lifts an eyebrow.  "Not only that, Gloria, but in those days we would've both been down here buck naked."

Their eyes meet for a few seconds, and they both throw off their clothes and sit excitedly back down at the breakfast table.  "You know," says the old woman, "My nipples are just as hot for you as they were the first day you brought me home."

The old man sighs and picks up the newspaper.  "They ought to be.  One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal."

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#5 2008-02-22 02:10:54

I had an elderly neighbor years ago who would mess up her hair and wander into theaters drooling claiming she had already purchased a ticket.  The help would seat her to avoid a scene.  She would pick up items in stores and do the senile act and be quietly escorted out the door with the item she was clutching, again to avoid a scene.  Other times she would cry and claim her cancer treatments had left her too poor to pay for the food she was caught shoplifting.  Of course, at home she would get drunk on her ass or smoke dope and laugh until she pissed her diaper when she told everyone about her exploits.

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#6 2008-02-22 08:18:29

Ah, Jackass 2.  The source of the video, that is.

And these jokes/stories are hilarious as well.  Sadly, I'm lacking my own to share.  Well, I might have one...

What's it like to eat out a ninety-year-old woman?  Ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

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#7 2008-02-22 11:13:06

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3622/005timessquarero6.jpg

Soafa, maybe you should start now knitting yourself appropriate outerwear for when that day comes.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/8544/rozetruizc8.jpg

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#8 2008-02-22 14:21:20

Wells wrote:

What's it like to eat out a ninety-year-old woman?  Ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

Oh. Fuck.

You do realise that none of us will ever be able to eat another grilled cheese again, don't you?

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#9 2008-02-22 14:22:40

Johnny Rotten wrote:

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/3622/005timessquarero6.jpg

You know, the face ain't much, but that's the nicest set of hooters I've seen in quite some time. 

Most excellent.

(God, I do love being hetero.)

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