#1 2008-02-28 22:41:24
www.efukt.com
Dudes jacking themselves off with their hand and dick inside their lady's vagina? Check.
Computer simulations of an elephant fucking a chick? Check.
Zombie Porn? Catfights? Amputee porn? Check, Check and Check.
NSFW? If you have to even ask, get the fuck out.
Sofa King, your earlier link can suck this link's dick. I win all the internets! Also, Bell's Hopslam is one helluva beer, and I might've had a few. But I still win! Behold in the wonder of all that is unholy!
Behold all that is WELLS
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#2 2008-02-29 01:10:01
Bell's is indeed one of the best breweries in the US. I don't want to exactly say what my interest is in the company, but suffice it to say I've been in it since the very start and we're still major investors.
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#3 2008-02-29 01:20:56
Oh. Oh my.
You win all of the internets. I didn't post the first daily dose of porn (I think it was HKG), but I still concede.
Blech.
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#5 2008-02-29 03:52:09
wow. I think my favorite is the woman in the E.T. costume being fucked. That is some creepy shit.
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#7 2008-03-02 03:19:05
Eh... after just coming back from my first "okay, so THIS is why you didn't want me to see your house... you're MARRIED!" experience, I'm not ashamed to say that I just fucking masturbated to efucked for the second day in a row. Well, what can I say... my bizaro porn membership wore out.
and I'm fucking drunk at this point. I'm on a bender, and I dont care who knos it!
AHHHHHADHHAHAHAHDFAJLGDKJ:SD'j;alksdf
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#8 2008-03-02 03:23:04
Which is why I will always instist upon seeing their house before I even THINK about making out with them. Cause when I ask, "You've got a girlfriend, don't you?" and they say NO... it might just mean "No, but I have a perfectly good wife in Massa-two-shits with our two sons and I'm lookin' to get lucky....." jesus. THIS is why I'm NEVER getting married again.
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#9 2008-03-02 04:02:02
And it's one good thing I can say about a good Baptist upbringing... I won't kiss a guy until I see where he lives, and at that point I won't do anything but give them a full-clothes lap=dance they won;'t forget, and leave within a half-hour with a postit which has my number on it. If he can handle the blue balls, then I forget the baptist shit and I'm willing to cure them.
Jesus, though, I started crying when I left, and he kept saying, "I'm so sorry" and I was like,"I ain't crying for me. I'm crying for her. You're a two-timing bastard and she has no clue." "I'm not the one you shoudl be apologizing to, you dick. Apologise to your wife!!!"
God, all I did was kiss him. I'm so glad I do a little bg checking before I give out phone numbers and such. But I still feel like a fucking home wrecker.
Sor4ery, I'm drunk and angry and nobody shoyld even ever read this. Just ignore me. I'll probably ebf fine tomorrow.
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#10 2008-03-02 08:32:19
Dear Drunk Chick:
You are no home wrecker. YOU did not make a vow to that poor woman. YOU are not the oathbreaker. And he deceived you, whether he lied outright about his situation or just skirted around your questions.
Don't get down on yourself because you nearly ran afoul of a(nother) worthless prick.
(Oh, and wifey will get her payback, if she wants it, sooner or later.)
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#11 2008-03-02 08:47:29
feisty wrote:
Eh... I just fucking masturbated to efucked for the second day in a row. Well, what can I say... my bizaro porn membership wore out.
and I'm fucking drunk at this point. I'm on a bender, and I dont care who knos it!
Young lady, without pictures that is way too much information.
For your hangover enjoyment.
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#12 2008-03-02 09:17:27
Ummm... yeah. So I'm not drunk anymore, and surprisingly hangover free. Except for the hangover guilt. I just DO NOT have good taste in men apparently.
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#13 2008-03-02 09:18:58
And by hangover guilt I mean the, Oh God, I got drunk and posted on h-s again! Damn!
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#14 2008-03-02 13:04:59
feisty wrote:
And by hangover guilt I mean the, Oh God, I got drunk and posted on h-s again! Damn!
It could have been worse, someone might have been on to push you over the edge to a NYJew style meltdown. At least we would still respect you in the morning, as long as we thought we could get you to do it again.
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#15 2008-03-02 13:44:45
Twice in two days? Maybe you're doing it wrong, Feisty. Trekkers have nothing on us. You're talking to world class, champeen wankers. We can help!
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#16 2008-03-02 15:46:50
George is right.
Aside from that, if you're not gonna post photos, at least provide the URLs of your chosen videos...
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#17 2008-03-02 21:38:13
Feisty, you really should drop an anonymous note to Mr. Scumbag’s wife. It’s the least you could do to show your appreciation for the wonderful evening you had.
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#18 2008-03-03 08:36:36
Wow, I step away for a few days, and a little thread I created goes epic.
Feisty, if it's any consolation, I'm now masturbating to your confession of masturbating to efukt for the second day in a row.
In other news, am I ever behind on my current events. Feisty on the prowl? A fellow Carolinian? fap fap fap fap
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#19 2008-03-03 12:01:47
whosasailorthen wrote:
Bell's is indeed one of the best breweries in the US.
Phooey on Philly's Philistines.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homep … brews.html
Bell's don't rate a single word. Do y'all brew a stout?
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#20 2008-03-03 15:48:44
I said I masturbated TO EFUKT twice in two DAYS. First of all, I didn't mention the other times I masturbated to other things, and secondly I didn't tell you how many times I masturbated to efukt.
I'm not leaving a message to his wife. However, I did kick myself for not asking if I could use the bathroom before I stormed out, that way I could leave my underwear behind the toilet.
Poor thing.
However, he lives right on the main street heading to my house, so i have to drive past his house to get home every night. I have a very recognizable car, and every time I drive by he's going to lose his shit. :)
And Johnny my dear, I doubt you could have egged me on to a meldtown NYJ style. I was in a drunken haze, I don't think I would have even read what you wrote.
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#21 2008-03-03 16:25:51
Feisty my dear, On reflection I have no doubt that you are correct in that I could never push you over the edge. It would be a glorious tag team effort of High Street's finest.
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#22 2008-03-03 18:49:29
choad wrote:
whosasailorthen wrote:
Bell's is indeed one of the best breweries in the US.
Phooey on Philly's Philistines.
http://www.philly.com/philly/news/homep … brews.html
Bell's don't rate a single word. Do y'all brew a stout?
Bells is from Kalamazoo, and they make a number of wonderful stouts - Cherry Stout and Kalamazoo Stout among them.
Now, in Phila, the best beer going - and indeed one of the best in the US - is Victory Brewing in Downingtown. Wonderful stuff.
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