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Cherry Vanilla · 2008-02-18 18:26:00

Dmtdust wrote:
I'll be there just to see Dirckman get to pull a train for all his new found Ghey Friends... Hell, I'll sell tickets to Cherry, Fluff, Feisty, Georgette and most certainly to Woggah. It'll pay my fair there...!

I'll have you know that I appreciate the golden gesture of being the first one to receive a ticket to this particular freak fest: after all, I DO think I earned it. Why, thank you, Dusty!

But, yeah. No South Dakota, please. I keep trying to get you fuckers down here (I think me driving a busload of you to the Xtian amusement park was part of my wiley feminine lures) and you just balk and balk and balk, like a bunch of Deliverance-shocked pussies. There are so many reasons NOT to come that that should make you WANT to come.

Pbbbbbbbt. PBBBBBBBT!!

Dirckman · 2008-02-18 18:53:30

Dirckman makes mental not to self "Purchase chastity belt before get together"..................

I)arkZrobe · 2008-02-19 00:33:06

Roger_That wrote:
I)arkZrobe wrote:
If you want to do it in either Denver or Colorado Springs let me know.

I will supply the tasers
Who the hell is this?

Does it really matter?

sofaking · 2008-02-19 00:36:32

I)arkZrobe wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
I)arkZrobe wrote:
If you want to do it in either Denver or Colorado Springs let me know.

I will supply the tasers
Who the hell is this?
Does it really matter?

Of course not. Welcome.

Roger_That · 2008-02-19 10:17:11

I)arkZrobe wrote:
Roger_That wrote:
I)arkZrobe wrote:
If you want to do it in either Denver or Colorado Springs let me know.

I will supply the tasers
Who the hell is this?
Does it really matter?

Is your name Sheila or Angie?

Taint · 2008-02-20 05:00:11

Roger's always so alluring when she's circling prey.

jesusluvspegging · 2008-02-20 05:26:31

Taint wrote:
Roger's always so alluring when she's circling prey.

Crikey!

Roger_That · 2008-02-20 08:14:33

Taint wrote:
Roger's always so alluring when she's circling prey.

I try. There is such a small amount of fresh meat here these days, that dangling the raw in front of my face is bound to make me snap.

Roger_That · 2008-02-20 14:27:49

Might I suggest one of the following places?

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/12275

I)arkZrobe · 2008-02-20 19:35:02

I feel special all over again. As for the name lets go with Chris

Roger_That · 2008-02-20 21:03:33

I)arkZrobe wrote:
I feel special all over again. As for the name lets go with Chris

Don't get too excited. You haven't even been told to fellate a hot curling iron yet.

GooberMcNutly · 2008-02-21 13:48:15

Roger_That wrote:
Might I suggest one of the following places?

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/12275

Yup, I would say that nothing quite matches the cheese factor like
4. BonBon-Land

BonBon-Land is an amusement park in Denmark based on a line of Danish candy. It’s sort of like Pennsylvania’s Hershey Park, except most of the rides involve toilet humor and the giant anthropomorphic candy people have been replaced by topless anthropomorphic hippos.

A day at BonBon-Land treats candy-loving Danes to rides like The Crazy Turtle, The Horse Dropping and Hundeprutterutchebane. That last one, which loosely translates to “Dog Fart Switchback,” is a roller coaster that takes riders on an exciting journey around giant mounds of dog poo, while speakers around the track blare fart sounds the whole while.