#51 2008-03-10 18:13:22

An aroused woman (far and away #1)

..and in no particular odor....

Hoppes #9 (nice one, Goob)
Boucheron
Breezes while out at sea in our boat on a summer's evening
Swiss macaroni & beef brisket (they must always be served together)
Mom's spaghetti sauce
Johnson's Baby Powder
Interior of any English car with leather seats
My home-made Honey Liqueur
The heater when if first kicks on in the fall
The forest in New Hampshire in the summertime
That funny smell that rubber toys had when I was a kid (see: Creapy Crawlers / ThingMaker / Plastigoop)

http://austinthompson.org/Thingmaker/ForSale/Mattel/GoopBlackBugBottle.jpg

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#52 2008-03-10 18:55:08

What about that horrible smelling granulated cleaning product that public schools use to clean up vomit?  When combined with the odor of bile, it renders an odor even worse than the vomit itself.

Now, as for good smells (other than the obvious ones):
-A good ripe sourdough starter (smells like wet paint)
-ladyfarts
-chainsaw smell (two-stroke exhaust and fresh sawed pine or cedar)
-gun-cleaning smell (old cordite and 3-in-1 oil)

my all time favorite is knife-sharpening smell.  stone dust and that metallic taste in the back of your throat and your honing oil of choice.  that's half the appeal of sitting around honing your ka-bar.

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#53 2008-03-10 21:05:48

choad wrote:

Bong water.

Damn! That was a great band....

seriously, how about nipple cheese, ya know,
that stuff that is on your nipple ring when you clean it....
like a nice camembert....

now how about turning this into a Monty Python Cheese shop thread....

Last edited by Lurker (2008-03-10 21:09:26)

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#54 2008-03-10 21:10:57

Lurker wrote:

now how about turning this into a Monty Python Cheese shop thread....

You don't have cheddar?  It's the single most popular cheese in the world!

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#55 2008-03-10 21:30:35

we had some brie, it's a little runny....

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