High Street at Cruelery.com - The Web's Bitter Afterbirth / Accident Ruins 800 lb Man's Date

sofaking · 2008-03-10 22:19:52

The headline sounds like something from the Weekly World News.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ … TE=DEFAULT

whiskytangofoxtrot · 2008-03-10 22:27:29

Dude. Move your fuckin' hand before you lose a finger and Zombie Elvis posts you on the picture thread.

Lurker · 2008-03-10 23:49:39

whiskytangofoxtrot wrote:
http://hosted.ap.org/photos/7/7b7d55fc- … 13-big.jpg

Dude. Move your fuckin' hand before you lose a finger and Zombie Elvis posts you on the picture thread.

HAH! WTF, you are SO evil!

Last year, Uribe left his house for the first time in five years. Six people pushed his iron bed on wheels out to the street as a mariachi band played and a crowd gathered to see the man who once weighed 1,235 pounds).

Link to YouTube page

or should this be on Badperson's Fnord Swingin' thread....I just posted this 'cos of the part where they're pushing the bed around....

whiskytangofoxtrot · 2008-03-11 00:21:02

Nyuk-nyuk!

One of the Gallaghers was interviewed at the height of the Oasis/Blur rivalry:

"People are comparing you to the Beatles and the Stones. Which one is Blur?"

"The Monkees."

I dated a girl in college who loved the Monkees. 6 feet tall, but her Ohio license said 5'12" because she thought 6' sounded gigantic. Last I heard of her, I think she may be the writer of the Virgin Suicides, but I could be wrong.

whosasailorthen · 2008-03-11 03:24:46

Cute. Very French looking. How was she at su-... nah, nevermind.

whiskytangofoxtrot · 2008-03-11 10:37:50

whosasailorthen wrote:
Cute. Very French looking. How was she at su-... nah, nevermind.

I thought so, too, but she said her heritage was all northern Italian. It's very tangled there. As for the other, I will only say that she was considerate, generous, and enthusiastic. And 38D-22-36.