Hmmm.  You really need a high-res of the second pic to see just how fragmented the bird bottom became.

http://www.upload3r.com/serve/230408/1208933392.jpg

Here ya go.

That's not cool man.
If i knew your name i"d call the fucking cops on you.
Your obviously a fucking idiot redneck who thinks people care what a fucking looser he is.
Life, wether a bird, or an unborn baby, has a right to be alive.
Unless it's meant to be eaten you fuck.
Come down where i live and i'll show you what a 12 gauge can do to your head.
Asshole.

CrotchWeasel wrote:

Life, wether a bird, or an unborn baby, has a right to be alive.

BUNNEE HAZ RITES.

GOTE HAZ RITES 2!



OMG ANIMAL RITES

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-04-23 03:46:51)

CrotchWeasel wrote:

Life, wether a bird, or an unborn baby, has a right to be alive.
Unless it's meant to be eaten you fuck.

Good morning!  Are you Chinese?  Have you had breakfast yet? 

"Before, my sister's children were very weak. I heard that fetuses were good for your health and started taking some to my nephews," Zou says, without remorse. "I wash them with clear water until they look transparent white and then stew them. Making soup is best." But she admits there are drawbacks to this dubious delicacy. "Fetuses are very smelly and not everybody can take the stink," she said. "You can also make meat cakes by mixing fetuses with minced meat but you have to add more ginger and chives to get rid of the smell."

Hong Kong legislator Dr. Tan Siu-tong is surprised that it could be within anyone's capability to overcome the stench of a dead fetus, even if their stomachs are lined with lead. "When all the placental tissue is dead, the smell is awful and is enough to make you feel sick. It is like having a dead mouse in the house," he said.

Thank you so much for the opportunity to share these treasured memories!  They  don't stay little, forever, you know...

tojo2000 wrote:

CrotchWeasel wrote:

You guys are fucked up beyon drepair.
I'm into anything just about anything that's gross, but not killing poor innocent animals just for fun.
Did you know that that's killing animals is a sign of being a pedaphiloe?
Do you guys like fucking little boys up the bums too?
it wouldnt fucking suprise me!
KILLING AMINALS FOR PLESAURE = FUCKING LITTLE BOYS IN THE BUMS
You can fucking burn in hell. FUCK YOU. i wish I didnt ever open that.

Oh No!!! I don't want to be a pedaphiloe!  How do I stop it?


What's a pedaphiloe?

Maybe they fuck Greek pastry shaped like feet? Or fuck feet with Greek pastry?

Last edited by tits_matilda (2008-04-23 06:52:38)

CrotchWeasel wrote:

Otherwise your making the world a worse place for everybody includeing yourselves, probably because there is something about yourselves that is very shameful that you can't even admit to yourselves, like being homosexual, or not havning anybody to love you, or not being particularly intelligent.

I thought Scientology wasn't allowed in China.

Does anyone know of a "shameful secret I can't even admit to myself" generator on the web, kind of like a magic 8-ball thing?  I bet you could use most of the "I" statements from posts and articles linked here as randomly selected secret shames.

CrotchWeasel wrote:

You stop it by knowing the difference between fun humor that makes people feel good, and contributes to the world in a positive way, and fucked up ugly sick humor that makes people feel bad and brings the entire world down in morality. i don't care if people believe in God, because I'm not sue that i do, but at least believe in some morality to live your lives by. Otherwise your making the world a worse place for everybody includeing yourselves, probably because there is something about yourselves that is very shameful that you can't even admit to yourselves, like being homosexual, or not havning anybody to love you, or not being particularly intelligent. Whichever it is , it makes you shoot at littlel birds or take pleasure in pitures of aborted fetuses, which is fucking pathetic and sad, and cowardice. YOU MAKE ME SICK.

First of all, I don't care if someone on this board made you feel bad.  Secondly, either get the Google Toolbar or start using Firefox so that you can get a goddamn spell-checker.  Actually, let's not try to change everything in a day; if you can get the hang of when to use the SHIFT key that would be a big step forward.  Thirdly, I have nothing to be ashamed of except for that one time that I was sitting on the couch naked and my cat started licking my nutsack,  and I went to push him off the couch, but then I realized it felt kind of good, and so I let him do it for like 15 whole minutes.  So you see, I'm not a homosexual, I'm just a sick, sick little man with a hairy tongue fetish.

CrotchWeasel wrote:

You guys are fucked up beyon drepair.
I'm into anything just about anything that's gross, but not killing poor innocent animals just for fun.
Did you know that that's killing animals is a sign of being a pedaphiloe?
Do you guys like fucking little boys up the bums too?
it wouldnt fucking suprise me!
KILLING AMINALS FOR PLESAURE = FUCKING LITTLE BOYS IN THE BUMS
You can fucking burn in hell. FUCK YOU. i wish I didnt ever open that.

Here's a joke I learned back in seminary school:

Q: What's the best part of fucking 8 year old girls in the ass?

A: Pretending they're 8 year old boys!





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jesusluvspegging wrote:

Q: What's the best part of fucking 8 year old girls in the ass?
A: Pretending they're 8 year old boys!

Please don't hurt the kitty! 
WTF?  Why are all the pics of non-human animal on animal violence, as well as those of human degradation, completely OK but as soon as you show a cat of any age and condition being hurt I wish I'd never looked? 

Last edited by tits_matilda (2008-04-23 08:05:25)

CrotchWeasel wrote:

That's not cool man.
If i knew your name i"d call the fucking cops on you.
Your obviously a fucking idiot redneck who thinks people care what a fucking looser he is.
Life, wether a bird, or an unborn baby, has a right to be alive.
Unless it's meant to be eaten you fuck.
Come down where i live and i'll show you what a 12 gauge can do to your head.
Asshole.

Way to throw an anti-abortion rant in there, wanker.

Would you like to see what I did to a jackrabbit last spring?



All I'm saying is that if a bird is going to land on the 100 yard range, and sit through two magazines worth of slugs zinging by over it's head, it's asking for it.

What is this thing- a troll, or a fifteen year old?  The rest of you are going to have to help me out.  I only just returned here.

Got this one in the head. 

CrotchWeasel wrote:

Rauoul=the sound i make when i vomit
and Duke rymes with puke...and that pretty much says all there is to say about you.

I think your estimate of 15 was a bit high, Duke.

CrotchWeasel wrote:

jesusluvspegging wrote:

CrotchWeasel wrote:

Rauoul=the sound i make when i vomit
and Duke rymes with puke...and that pretty much says all there is to say about you.

I think your estimate of 15 was a bit high, Duke.

So now you hate people if they're not your age?
What a bunch of loosers. I'm old enoughh to have 2 years of college asshole.
Which is more educaton than you probably have.

...and all that education really shows.

What a bunch of loosers. I'm old enoughh to have 2 years of college asshole.

That's a lot of asshole.  Take a break.

I'm guessing yur nott magoring in enliish, r u?  Christ, that's the second time you used "loosers".  It's worse that you're not making typos; you actually spell this way.

raoul.duke wrote:

Dear god.  Are you typing with your penis?

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/7875/duhre0.jpg

no if i did it would look like this:

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and if you did it would look like this:

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raoul.duke wrote:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3668/rabbit06di1.jpg

I have more pics to share, but I'm off to sodomize some pre-pubescent boys, perform abortions, and try and convert some Christians and their kids I saw over to homosexuality.

...and I'm going to find something cute to kill while I'm out, too.  You like puppies?

Five bucks if you can blow the back half of a puppy off with a single round.  I'll require video evidence.

...and with that, I'm off to lunch.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-04-23 12:28:02)

raoul.duke wrote:

...and I'll require paypal.  Don't tempt me.  I'll do it just to show weasel here the vid.

Would you like me to use the .17HMR, the .32WS, or see how many .22's it takes to grind it's back half down to hamburger?

it woud horify me more if you shot each other, then sucked the shit from each others assholes while you died. Please remember to video it thanks.

Taint wrote:

CrotchWeasel, your earnestness is endearing to a point and your fervor admirable. But, truly, your spelling and grammar is painful to read and makes you come across as an idiot. That really doesn't help you in your effort to be taken seriously.

This resource will help you tremendously.

Yeah, the typos were giving me a headache.  It's hard to engage in a serious flame war when one of the parties is only semi-literate.

Taint wrote:

CrotchWeasel, your earnestness is endearing to a point and your fervor admirable. But, truly, your spelling and grammar is painful to read and makes you come across as an idiot. That really doesn't help you in your effort to be taken seriously.

This resource will help you tremendously.

Thanks for the help, Sodom and Gommorah-ite. I'll use spellc heck if you promise not to use a condom.
Fuckin hell, whats the big deal about spelling. The internet is for IDEAS not for fasist spelling Nazi faggots like you.

headkicker_girl wrote:

Taint wrote:

CrotchWeasel, your earnestness is endearing to a point and your fervor admirable. But, truly, your spelling and grammar is painful to read and makes you come across as an idiot. That really doesn't help you in your effort to be taken seriously.

This resource will help you tremendously.

Yeah, the typos were giving me a headache.  It's hard to engage in a serious flame war when one of the parties is only semi-literate.

What ever dicklicker girl, if you are a girl. I bet your a bald faggot in a dress. So, all i have to do is use spellchecker and you'll stop being a bitch? I hope you get a mygrain.

The medium for communicating those ideas is the typed word.

Imagine someone calling you on the phone and saying "Hewoo.  Yous maybe come to mine house now and please?".

You might just peg them as an idiot.   Or a child.

One of those options is how we regard you, because of how you communicate.

fuckingiliteratedouchebagthatinsultsweaselswithhisdumbassname wrote:

I bet your a bald faggot in a dress.

Did someone say bald faggot in a dress?

Nevermind, I already posted that pic of me and refuse to waste it on this philistine....

We're gonna have to keep this Crotch Weasel character around......  This is good stuff!!!

CrotchWeasel wrote:

IF you knew why my education isnt what it should be at my age (32) you'd be a little fucking humbler.

Because it's certainly not YOUR fault that you've failed to educate yourself.  Not at all.  You never had the opportunity to go to a library and check out books with which to teach yourself for free.  Never.

It's not too late to start, but you seem more interested in making excuses for why you're a moron than in remedying the situation. 

EDIT: And close your fucking formatting tags.

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-04-24 04:43:53)

Taint wrote:

*polite, reasonable post*

Taint, baby, you're making us look bad.