choad wrote:

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSN2319603620080423
Maybe Fnord is right.

I'm guessing he thought so when he first posted this story.

Well. Surely such a wondrous tale is worth repeating? No? Oh for Fuck's sake, I'll go back to picking on Lurker.

pALEPHx wrote:

http://radiotrash.org/macro/asshat.jpg

Save the amusing asshat pictures for Taint. He rectal-chapeaued himself today too, and apparently he's gay (although oddly enough he doesn't talk about it much), thus more into fashion and anal frottage than I.

pALEPHx wrote:

Then how fortunate we all are that teh gheynezz can be measured on a 'Scale of Lurker to Taint' (SLuT). I suppose I'm a 5.5, or barely enough to rattle houses and bust up furniture. Of course, we haven't seen your decorating skills, as yet. So I don't know if there's anything in your double-wide that needs trashing. Anyone wanna dredge up Lurid Digs for the guy? [*snicker*]

Honestly, pENIx, everything I've read of Turkey's leads me to believe that he's gay by attrition. This is a psychological, not a political observation. If I ever have the time, I might database his posts and prove my point. Basically, however, he's one of those ugly little scrubs no woman without facial anomalies would sleep with. Rather than go insane, he's sublimated his sexuality and learned to suck cock. At least he's getting something, eh?