I suppose when they were hauling his stoned ass off to jail, they called it "carrying the zero far enough."

He's so stoned in the booking photo you could have blindfolded him with dental floss.

Somebody told that moron to aim high, and he took it at face value.

...er, wait a minute, this isn't the suicide thread...

Last edited by jesusluvspegging (2008-05-01 13:48:41)

pALEPHx wrote:

Somehow, this stupidity was monumental enough to make the New York Times. "[O]ne imagines that a check-forger-to-be inevitably faces a moment when, with pen poised, he or she must decide exactly what amount to try for."

The New York Times wrote:

Agence France-Presse reports today, citing Japanese news accounts, that he has been suspended for clicking on pornographic web sites 780,000 times in nine months, including 170,000 clicks in July alone — a pace of one click every three seconds, eight hours a day, 40 hours a week.

Like that's a bad thing