#1 2008-04-29 23:33:46

She's a slut anyway, she won't mind

The Oklahoma State Legislature is playing doctor again. Last year they dictated how specialists at the University of Oklahoma Health Sciences Center may care for pregnant women who have medical complications. This week, despite intense lobbying efforts and the Governor’s veto, the legislature passed Senate Bill 1878, which mandates invasive and unnecessary medical testing for women.

Under the guise of obtaining informed patient consent, this new law requires doctors to withhold pregnancy termination until an ultrasound is performed. The law states that either an abdominal or vaginal ultrasound, whichever gives the best image of the fetus, must be done. Neither the patient nor the doctor can decide which type of ultrasound to use, and the patient cannot opt out of the ultrasound and still have the procedure. In effect, then, the legislature has mandated that a woman have an instrument placed in her vagina for no medical benefit. The law makes no exception for victims of rape and incest.

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#2 2008-04-29 23:46:36

Physicians learn to protect the doctor-patient relationship throughout medical training. We learn that this interaction is for the patient’s benefit, that the patient sets the agenda for the encounter, and the patient is entitled to refuse any treatment or testing. We are not there to impose judgment or our own beliefs on the patient. These protections are vital to maintaining the therapeutic nature of the relationship.

Not true at any of the Catholic run Seton Hospitals here in California....they won't even perform vasectomies....

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#3 2008-04-30 00:01:29

Lurker wrote:

Physicians learn to protect the doctor-patient relationship throughout medical training. We learn that this interaction is for the patient’s benefit, that the patient sets the agenda for the encounter, and the patient is entitled to refuse any treatment or testing. We are not there to impose judgment or our own beliefs on the patient. These protections are vital to maintaining the therapeutic nature of the relationship.

Not true at any of the Catholic run Seton Hospitals here in California....they won't even perform vasectomies....

Don't get me started on the god-damned catholics.

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#4 2008-04-30 00:04:23

Would ya like to see the pope on the end of a rope?  Sabbath Rules!!!

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#6 2008-04-30 00:22:09

Of course, this is what people should expect when they vote Rethuglican, thinking it will somehow make them safer or cut their taxes.  Smaller government, less regulation, my ass.

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#7 2008-04-30 09:44:53

The law states that either an abdominal or vaginal ultrasound, whichever gives the best image of the fetus, must be done. Neither the patient nor the doctor can decide which type of ultrasound to use,

So wtf?  who decides which sort - or does it just sort of "happen"??

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#8 2008-04-30 18:01:59

"Eh.  She's already had something up there anyway, so what's the difference?" - Senator Santorum

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#9 2008-04-30 20:23:51

You can almost see him thinking that behind his smug visage. Before anyone had ever heard of him My brother used to warn us that if Santorum rode the New Right's coattails into Washington he would become one of the most dangerous forces in America.

He was a shark from the very start. 

While working at the law firm of Kirkpatrick & Lockhart, he represented the World Wrestling Federation, arguing that professional wrestling should be exempt from federal anabolic steroid regulations because it was not a sport

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#10 2008-04-30 20:32:41

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

You can almost see him thinking that behind his smug visage. Before anyone had ever heard of him My brother used to warn us that if Santorum rode the New Right's coattails into Washington he would become one of the most dangerous forces in America.

He was a shark from the very start. 

While working at the law firm of Kirkpatrick & Lockhart, he represented the World Wrestling Federation, arguing that professional wrestling should be exempt from federal anabolic steroid regulations because it was not a sport

Kirkpatrick????AAAGGGGHHHH!  My firm used to deal with them, they are ALL ASSHOLES.

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#11 2008-04-30 20:50:53

Heck sticking probes up vaginas is child's play for Santorum. If he had his way she would have to take the expelled result home to meet the family.

What happened after the death (of their 20 week induced labor premie) is a kind of snapshot of a cultural divide. Some would find it discomforting, strange, even ghoulish -- others brave and deeply spiritual. Rick and Karen Santorum would not let the morgue take the corpse of their newborn; they slept that night in the hospital with their lifeless baby between them. The next day, they took him home. ''Your siblings could not have been more excited about you!'' Karen writes in the book, which takes the form of letters to Gabriel, mostly while he is in utero. ''Elizabeth and Johnny held you with so much love and tenderness. Elizabeth proudly announced to everyone as she cuddled you, 'This is my baby brother, Gabriel; he is an angel.' ''

RS-"... That's what political discourse is all about. You bring in your moral code, or worldview, and I bring in mine.''

In 2002, in a little-noticed interview that took place in Rome, Santorum told National Catholic Reporter, a U.S.-based weekly, that he considered George W. Bush, a Methodist, to be ''the first Catholic president of the United States.'' (His remark was reminiscent of the novelist Toni Morrison's saying that Bill Clinton was the nation's first black president, although an obvious difference is that there actually has been a Catholic president.)

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#12 2008-04-30 21:00:46

Lurker wrote:

Johnny_Rotten wrote:

He was a shark from the very start. 

While working at the law firm of Kirkpatrick & Lockhart, he represented the World Wrestling Federation, arguing that professional wrestling should be exempt from federal anabolic steroid regulations because it was not a sport

Kirkpatrick????AAAGGGGHHHH!  My firm used to deal with them, they are ALL ASSHOLES.

Oh since you have dealt with his brethren you will truly appreciate this hypocrasy

In 1999, the family received a malpractice award after Karen Santorum sued a chiropractor in Virginia. She testified that she sought treatment for back pain after childbirth in 1996 and suffered a ruptured disk from an improperly administered spinal manipulation. Santorum has been a vocal critic of large malpractice awards and has backed measures to limit damages. Karen Santorum asked for $500,000 and was awarded $350,000 by a jury. A judge finally reduced the award to $175,000, of which Santorum said they received about $75,000 after their lawyer took his share. ''I'm not against all lawsuits,'' Santorum said. ''I think they're appropriate where the case warrants it, and this one did. It was not frivolous.''

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#13 2008-04-30 21:17:26

Santorum is obviously fucking crazy, btw, wasn't he voted OUT of office?  His kids present a stellar argument for abortion....

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#14 2008-04-30 21:21:30

Yes he was struck down from his PA senate seat. But now that he is free to collect a lobbiest's paycheck, like all of Washington's dark creatures he seeks to become more powerful then you ever imagined.

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#15 2008-04-30 21:57:36

Yeah, sadly you're right, er, correct...

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/70_santorum_loses_1.jpg



https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/70_santorums_golden_showers.jpg


...and I just saw today the Dums Bent Over More Baby...until after the election...fuck!  These people are all so goddamn corrupt it makes my blood boil.  Neither Shrillary or OsamaHallmarkcard are gonna be able to beat (Mc)Cain...and I thought I was pissed off in the Reagan years....

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#16 2008-04-30 22:50:38

Lurker wrote:

...and I just saw today the Dums Bent Over More Baby...until after the election...fuck!  These people are all so goddamn corrupt it makes my blood boil.  Neither Shrillary or OsamaHallmarkcard are gonna be able to beat (Mc)Cain...and I thought I was pissed off in the Reagan years....

It only gets better, boys and girls.  It only gets better.

Hang on boys.... it's gonna be a bumpy night.

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#17 2008-04-30 23:06:13

Hah! that Spalding Gray kitteh side banner is priceless!

O wait, back to the subject...."bumpy night"
wait one fucking minnet.....I guess imagehost has just realized they need to make more money....anyone have a suggestion for a better site?  I don't want to piss people off when they click to see a bigger image....go ahead try it and see....
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8104/bbdoq7.th.jpg

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#18 2008-05-01 01:53:22

Frankly I think America is fucked regardless of which of the three top idols -- uhmmm I mean candidates wins.  All three have done their best to convince Israel they would give the best ass tongue job.  All of them will grant amnesty to illegals, or at least not make a serious effort to deport them.  And no matter who wins, we’re staying in Iraq until the oil is gone.  We just built a huge fortress in Baghdad and military recruiters are at work in Uganda and other Turd World Countries, all of which speaks volumes about our true intentions.  I’ve made it clear to my young male relatives they should claim to be gay if there’s a draft, and if any of them require a military security clearance, I’m telling the investigators the person they’re investigating is queer as a four dollar bill.

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#19 2008-05-01 01:58:46

fnord wrote:

... I’m telling the investigators the person they’re investigating is queer as a four dollar bill.

I've got a wallet full of those.

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#20 2008-05-01 02:08:18

Taint wrote:

fnord wrote:

... I’m telling the investigators the person they’re investigating is queer as a four dollar bill.

I've got a wallet full of those.

Those discounted Federal Reserve Notes you’ve been purchasing will get you in trouble someday.

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#21 2008-05-01 03:01:31

Lurker wrote:

Kirkpatrick????AAAGGGGHHHH!  My firm used to deal with them, they are ALL ASSHOLES.

Your firm? How like a little bald bottom to puff up his own importance with a casual possessive pronoun. AAAGGGGHHHH!

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#22 2008-05-01 03:07:21

fnord wrote:

Frankly I think America is fucked regardless of which of the three top idols -- uhmmm I mean candidates wins.  All three have done their best to convince Israel they would give the best ass tongue job.  All of them will grant amnesty to illegals, or at least not make a serious effort to deport them.  And no matter who wins, we’re staying in Iraq until the oil is gone.  We just built a huge fortress in Baghdad and military recruiters are at work in Uganda and other Turd World Countries, all of which speaks volumes about our true intentions.  I’ve made it clear to my young male relatives they should claim to be gay if there’s a draft, and if any of them require a military security clearance, I’m telling the investigators the person they’re investigating is queer as a four dollar bill.

Sadly, America is too large and too malign to die a tidy death. I'm hoping that the Mussulmen will be content with nuking two cities - New York, and wherever it is that Lurker lives. Give them two swift moments of primitive joy and they'll go back to cursing Christians, beating their wives and covertly cornholing each other in the name of that flatulent camel-fucker Mo' Ham Id.

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#23 2008-05-01 03:10:43

I'm hoping that the Mussulmen will be content with nuking two cities - New York, and wherever it is that Lurker lives.

How about L.A. instead? I live in San Francisco, as well, and I'm sure I'll have some sort of social engagement no matter which weekend they choose to let loose with their nukes.

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#24 2008-05-01 03:42:48

Taint wrote:

I'm hoping that the Mussulmen will be content with nuking two cities - New York, and wherever it is that Lurker lives.

How about L.A. instead? I live in San Francisco, as well, and I'm sure I'll have some sort of social engagement no matter which weekend they choose to let loose with their nukes.

I'm sorry Taint, for all to prosper some must die. I'll tell you what. Take her out on your own and we'll recalibrate for Phoenix.
On a more serious note, you do know what Turkey looks like, don't you? I'm only asking for your own good. Imagine if you got drunk at your local bath house (steam room?) and ended up...no...I can't say it...the idea is too disgusting even for High-Street. Just remember, if its cock is lilliputian and it looks like this:
http://img193.imagevenue.com/loc556/th_27665_turkeydog_122_556lo.jpg
DON'T FUCK IT!

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#25 2008-05-01 21:33:41

ok, I looked at that and just as I suspected, Willie is a one trick pony (with a HUGE ASS hat collection)  This is what? The fifth or sixth time he's trotted out that stupid photo?  Once again, demonstrating his lack of skills.  Now, back to ignoring you...and JLP, stop sending up the fucking white flags....

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#26 2008-05-01 22:35:20

Lurker wrote:

Now, back to ignoring you...and JLP, stop sending up the fucking white flags....

Killfile is only effective for people who bore you, not for enemies.   Sticking your head in the sand does not prevent the enemy from launching inventive.  I'm not being snarky...  I myself learned this hard lesson in the days of Zookeeper's Horse-Free browser (which I understand he sold at a hansome profit.

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#27 2008-05-01 22:41:23

Lurker wrote:

ok, I looked at that and just as I suspected, Willie is a one trick pony (with a HUGE ASS hat collection)  This is what? The fifth or sixth time he's trotted out that stupid photo?  Once again, demonstrating his lack of skills.  Now, back to ignoring you...and JLP, stop sending up the fucking white flags....

Whatever you say, boss.

https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/36_fightsluts-surrender-ultimate.jpg

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#28 2008-05-02 10:26:47

Lurker wrote:

ok, I looked at that and just as I suspected, Willie is a one trick pony (with a HUGE ASS hat collection)  This is what? The fifth or sixth time he's trotted out that stupid photo?  Once again, demonstrating his lack of skills.  Now, back to ignoring you...and JLP, stop sending up the fucking white flags....

Aw...Turkey-Lurkey, you don't wike the widdle doogy? I guess you don't wike my gay interspecies wedding photos, either. That makes me sad. :(

After all, I'm learning to use the Gimp just for you, mon petit cochon. What's that you say? You don't remember my gay interspecies wedding photos? Oh well then, here ya go. Viddy it, idiot, to your widdle (pseudo-)gay heart's content:

http://img240.imagevenue.com/loc160/th_37381_jerkerswedding_122_160lo.jpg
And yes, yes, all of you who've e-mailed me privately, when I have time I'll turn these into banners.

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#29 2008-05-02 11:20:18

Willie, I didn't say I didn't like the "pictures" I only pointed out their extremely poor execution.  I also might add, the others would probably say there are too many Lurker banners as it is.  Although Taint made a really good one of me...which I'm sure you jacked off with.  But if you want to make one, go right ahead and feed my ego. (btw, I only saw your comment because I'm at work, at MY firm, where I don't usually log in.)

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#30 2008-05-02 12:32:09

Lurker wrote:

(btw, I only saw your comment because I'm at work, at MY firm, where I don't usually log in.)

Okay, Turkey, the kill-file stuff is now truly over-masticated. I manned-up and turned mine off. You can too. Or if you want to keep pretending to ignore me (you can't spell "peek" without the "pee" can you Turkey), do so. But either way, please shut up about it. (Come to think of it, just please shut up.) Thanks.

As for the execution of my fine photographic manippleashuns, what...you think this is an art project? Are we handing out points for pretty? Lemme tell you, little fella, there's no such thing as a pretty picture with your ugly mug in it. Have you considered renting your face out as a toilet brush?

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