#1 2008-05-13 17:09:04

Is your child fussy with a fever in the middle of the night?? Just shove Musical Sponge Bob up his/her ass!!

Yes sweetie, mommy will take it out as soon as the music stops

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#2 2008-05-13 17:21:34

My mother inserted an easily breakable long glass cylinder through my asshole; once upon a time.

This is worse?

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#3 2008-05-13 22:10:40

Rectal thermometer shards?

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#4 2008-05-13 22:17:44

pALEPHx wrote:

shards

No damage like that.  She did her job correctly.  What a fucking device.

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#5 2008-05-13 22:22:55

Think about parental figures using something like that today [outside of a cult, that is].

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#6 2008-05-14 02:19:50

I see an entire generation of fetishists taking form right now.

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#7 2008-05-14 04:36:05

Sponge Dob most certainly does NOT approve of this usage.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6282/sherffius21sb20copyjo9.gif

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#8 2008-05-14 08:41:57

haha thank god im not a kid anymore...

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#9 2008-05-14 08:57:19

There a fetish-bozo out there dying to have some broad in an A-line skirt, 50's bra and a tight sweater bend him over and shove this one up his woohoo. 


Right.  No, it's not me.

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