#2 2008-05-14 00:52:43
That. Was. Fuckin' brilliant.
I was with my daughter two years ago at Knott's Berry Farm for her college-prep organization's night. I watched as a group of about 8-10 kids artfully arranged themselves, by height, into a graceful arc formation, then jumped up behind them just as the shutter clicked and the flash went. I was saluted for my enthusiasm with a chorus of "Fuck!"s and an explanation to the leader-girl that "some dumb old guy got in the picture, dammit."
The best part? It wasn't a digital camera, but a disposable. They were stuck with the photo.
Pwned.
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#3 2008-05-14 08:48:13
haha 2 is great, and priceless cuz the chicks are kissing.
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#5 2008-05-14 10:29:43
Fuckin' A - first out-loud laugh today. The pants-less guy on the horse in the fountain should be an argument in favor of open bars at every wedding.
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#6 2008-05-14 10:53:03
What is Marlon Wayans doing at a sorority get together... I luld too.
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#7 2008-05-14 11:02:24
One of my best friends in the whole world is a photo genius. Not so much a bomber as she gets pics of herself with every freak in Vegas, then posts it to my MySpace. She's had midgets, leprechauns, transvestites, fugly people, fugly women exposing their titties, porn convention nerds, you name it. She just turned 40, so she should know better. She's a fucking riot to party with.
She will love these. They will give her ideas.
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#8 2008-05-14 11:28:15
HAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH
awesome.
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#9 2008-05-14 12:08:43
Come on Sofie, link us up.
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#10 2008-05-14 12:11:58
Funny as all hell. It's good to laugh early in the day!
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#11 2008-05-14 15:43:05
Glad to pass around some laughs. I was going to post this eastern european porno featuring sex-with-an-elderly-retarded-woman but it depressed me. This is much better.
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#12 2008-05-14 18:17:44
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Glad to pass around some laughs. I was going to post this eastern european porno featuring sex-with-an-elderly-retarded-woman but it depressed me. This is much better.
Although I love her laugh and believe it's the only (straight) porn I've seen where the woman is expressing genuine, irrepresible joy (even if caused by brain damage), I think that's made the rounds here before.
I found a vidoe of a chubby woman riding a guy that claimed it was of retards fucking, but the only thing really retarded about it is the guy's continuous screaming. He definitely sounds retarded, but I thought that 2+ minutes of repetitive retard sex noises w/out any amusing or arousing visuals would wear on most visitors to HS.
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#13 2008-05-14 19:54:25
While this has been posted before, I think it fits this thread nicely....the old man in the back would die if he only knew....Hey Toe, how's it hangin'?
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#14 2008-05-14 21:39:32
Great, Lurker! Love the way the dick coordinates with the wicker too-
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#15 2008-05-14 21:49:50
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Great, Lurker! Love the way the dick coordinates with the wicker too-
Is that a TGI Friday's or a Chucky Cheese? Either way, the old guy in the rear was probably coming back from a stint at the men's room/glory hole.
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#16 2008-05-15 00:07:23
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Great, Lurker! Love the way the dick coordinates with the wicker too-
Wicker box: what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Salma Hayek.
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#17 2008-05-15 00:34:11
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#18 2008-05-15 02:50:16
tits_matilda wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Great, Lurker! Love the way the dick coordinates with the wicker too-
Is that a TGI Friday's or a Chucky Cheese? Either way, the old guy in the rear was probably coming back from a stint at the men's room/glory hole.
That looks like the Chillies (or somesuch) on Alemeda across from the Coast Guard Island. The worst resteraunt in the Bay Area hands down.
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#19 2008-05-15 03:46:59
Johnny_Rotten wrote:
tits_matilda wrote:
icangetyouatoe wrote:
Great, Lurker! Love the way the dick coordinates with the wicker too-
Is that a TGI Friday's or a Chucky Cheese? Either way, the old guy in the rear was probably coming back from a stint at the men's room/glory hole.
That looks like the Chillies (or somesuch) on Alemeda across from the Coast Guard Island. The worst resteraunt in the Bay Area hands down.
Oh, come on. You've clearly never been to a Taco Bravo. (or did you mean worst in a bad way?)
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#20 2008-05-17 13:03:10
I'm sure some of you have seen this one already, but it needs to be included
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#21 2008-05-17 13:11:03
Bijou Williams wrote:
I'm sure some of you have seen this one already, but it needs to be included
http://worldofwonder.net/images4/Ccintonmaniac.jpg
Everyone in that picture looks like they're photobombing.
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#22 2008-05-17 14:36:08
"The worst resteraunt in the Bay Area hands down."
Come now, obviously you've never been to the Charlie Brown's at the Redwood City Marina..near the Redwood City Yacht Club, a misnomer if there ever was one...think "yachting" is to that place like JFK is to say, Harry Dean Stanton...
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#23 2008-05-17 17:07:59
Bijou Williams wrote:
I'm sure some of you have seen this one already, but it needs to be included
http://worldofwonder.net/images4/Ccintonmaniac.jpg
I'd call that one a "double bomb." Squealing fairy or scary Secret Service guy?
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#24 2008-05-17 18:56:03
The guy with the sunglasses on his head and the short sleeve shirt is definitely secret service.
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#25 2008-05-18 00:01:28
icangetyouatoe wrote:
The guy with the sunglasses on his head and the short sleeve shirt is definitely secret service.
I believe you meant thecret thervice.
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