choad wrote:

High-Street's anti-Pollock defamation league will get you for that post.

You know, I was in High School before I finally figured out what a Pollock was.  When I was a kid I always just thought the name was made up.

tojo2000 wrote:

choad wrote:

High-Street's anti-Pollock defamation league will get you for that post.

You know, I was in High School before I finally figured out what a Pollock was.  When I was a kid I always just thought the name was made up.

Yeah, I thought the same thing about Chollo.

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

choad wrote:

High-Street's anti-Pollock defamation league will get you for that post.

Hold on a second...I think you mean the anti-Pollock defamation league will get you for that post.

I suppose that would be the pro-Mondrian league?

Taint wrote:

choad wrote:

High-Street's anti-Pollock defamation league will get you for that post.

From another link in the same site:

When Jesus was hanging on the cross he looked out into the crowd and saw St. Peter. He called out, "Peter. Peter. Come here." St. Peter tried to reach Jesus but the Roman soldiers around the foot of the cross pushed him back. He looked up and Jesus repeated, "Peter. Come here." So St. Peter tried again to reach the cross. This time the Roman soldiers knocked him down and kicked him a few times. Picking himself up, St. Peter heard Jesus calling to him again, so he dashed between two Roman soldiers and went right up to the foot of the cross, saying "Yes, Lord. . . ." And Jesus said, "Peter . . . I can see your house from here."

OK, I laughed out loud on that.

Now I'm going to burn in hell.

Thanks.

Taint wrote:

When Jesus was hanging on the cross he looked out into the crowd and saw St. Peter. He called out, "Peter. Peter. Come here." St. Peter tried to reach Jesus but the Roman soldiers around the foot of the cross pushed him back. He looked up and Jesus repeated, "Peter. Come here." So St. Peter tried again to reach the cross. This time the Roman soldiers knocked him down and kicked him a few times. Picking himself up, St. Peter heard Jesus calling to him again, so he dashed between two Roman soldiers and went right up to the foot of the cross, saying "Yes, Lord. . . ." And Jesus said, "Peter . . . I can see your house from here."

Dammit Taint.  I was going to submit a drawing of this event for the Group Hug thread.  What are the odds you would find this old joke on a website today?