#1 2008-05-18 05:22:47

I propose a game. Here's how it goes.
All of the people pictured below have something in common that is rare and integral to their lives.
What is it.


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#2 2008-05-18 06:34:01

They've all participated in non-normative sexual activity. We should have been paying closer attention to their bedrooms, ugly as they are. Hhaacckkk.

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#3 2008-05-18 09:23:21

pALEPHx wrote:

They've all participated in non-normative sexual activity. We should have been paying closer attention to their bedrooms, ugly as they are. Hhaacckkk.

Wait, I've got it.  They all prefer Pepsi.

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#4 2008-05-18 11:43:20

All of them have colostomies, most of them because of repeated ill-advised anal stimulation.  Everyone in this group is an officer in their local colostomy club.

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#5 2008-05-18 19:54:46

No, Coke.

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#6 2008-05-18 19:57:08

I know!!!  I know!!!

You've been fucked by all of them at least three times but no more than seven!

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#7 2008-05-18 20:04:24

Emmeran wrote:

I know!!!  I know!!!

You've been fucked by all of them at least three times but no more than seven!

Now that's a good answer! Not correct...but creative. I'll let this run till midnight, then award a prize to the Person of Most Prescient Propinquity. Here's another hint: we're talking jobs here...and possibly proclivities....

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#8 2008-05-18 20:19:37

They're all proctologists.

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#9 2008-05-18 20:46:01

They're all illegitimate children of JFK?

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#10 2008-05-18 20:48:41

whosasailorthen wrote:

They're all proctologists.

Close enough.
We have a winner.
They're all colo-rectal surgeons.
Great stuff, whosa!
Here's your prize!
https://cruelery.com/uploads/thumbs/242_rectalprolapse.jpg
And here's another!
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#11 2008-05-18 20:49:23

They're professional hermaphrodites? They clean adult bookstore viewing rooms? They're Canadian proctologists with speech impediments? Am I close?

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#12 2008-05-18 20:49:57

Damn, just missed it.

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#13 2008-05-18 20:53:47

They're all emergency room physicians who've pulled soda bottles out of someone ass.  Either that or they're all people who've put soda bottles in your ass.  I'm not sure which.

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#14 2008-05-18 20:58:33

asdf1971 wrote:

They're all illegitimate children of JFK?

Hey Asstuft. Being a good girl?

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#15 2008-05-18 21:03:25

You mean the x-ray person with the stuck cola bottle is a colo-rectal surgeon also?

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#16 2008-05-18 21:15:30

I'd like to thank the Academy....

http://www.dremiliovargashuerta.com/images/proctology/pphoto.jpg

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#17 2008-05-18 21:27:12

sigmoid colon wrote:

You mean the x-ray person with the stuck cola bottle is a colo-rectal surgeon also?

Who better?

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#18 2008-05-18 22:54:02

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

They're all illegitimate children of JFK?

Hey Asstuft. Being a good girl?

Doing my best.

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#19 2008-05-18 22:59:52

asdf1971 wrote:

Doing my best.

Two canucks, ain't that fucking sweet.

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#20 2008-05-19 00:26:25

MSG Tripps wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

Doing my best.

Two canucks, ain't that fucking sweet.

It's the 2nd biggest country in the world, Trippsy, so don't imbue us with too many similarities. Vancouver's its own little universe, and I'm betting Asstuft's from Ontario. Either way, though, she's bound to be bright, fun and bouncy in bed. Am I wrong, my dear Tufty?

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#21 2008-05-19 00:33:36

So what...

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#22 2008-05-19 00:40:36

MSG Tripps wrote:

So what...

Back off, man. I didn't know Asstuft was a Canuck. All I have to do is figure out her team affiliation (Leafs? Habs? Sens?), her beer (Blue? Kok? Can?), her toque size (Canuck girls don't like condoms) and I'm in there. Just leave me some elbow room to manoeuvre for fuck's sake.

Hey Tufty. How about that local hockey team?

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#23 2008-05-19 00:44:58

The fuck you say...

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#24 2008-05-19 23:02:21

MSG Tripps wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

Doing my best.

Two canucks, ain't that fucking sweet.

Who the fuck said I was a canuck?

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#25 2008-05-19 23:06:21

WilberCuntLicker wrote:

MSG Tripps wrote:

asdf1971 wrote:

Doing my best.

Two canucks, ain't that fucking sweet.

It's the 2nd biggest country in the world, Trippsy, so don't imbue us with too many similarities. Vancouver's its own little universe, and I'm betting Asstuft's from Ontario. Either way, though, she's bound to be bright, fun and bouncy in bed. Am I wrong, my dear Tufty?

Bright, fun and... well the boobs have fulfilled their biological purpose too much to be bouncy.  But I do okay on naked handstands.

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